EPISODE # 17
JR and Eric Bischoff welcome you to the WWA and tonight, Steve Austin will make a decision regarding the Final Battle WWA Championship match.
JR and Eric Bischoff welcome you to the WWA and tonight, Steve Austin will make a decision regarding the Final Battle WWA Championship match.
In –Ring:
A red carpet rolls out to the ring, music plays and Goldust makes his way out to the ring. Goldust on the mic welcomes us and thanks us for joining him as his guests. He has one more guest of special honor and that’s Stone Cold Steve Austin….<glass breaks, music plays> and Stone Cold comes out to the usual great pop. Goldust says the time has come. From the producers who brought you “Goldust”, ladies and gentlemen they have done it again with this sequel. <Music hits> as Goldust introduces, “From Hollywood California, John Morrison! And from Hollywood, Florida, Dolph Ziggler!” A Shattered Dreams production gives you the world premiere of “Hollywood Blondes 2”. Morrison and Ziggler make their way out to a big pop from the crowd. Aries and Roode blindside them on the red carpet, as the Impact Players have spoiled this red carpet affair. All four men brawl all as Stone Cold signals for The Briscoe Brothers and some backstage crew to come out and help break it up. The crowd is chanting, “Let them fight! Let them fight!” Stone Cold grabs a mic and says they will fight at Final Battle ....in a tag-team street fight!!!
A red carpet rolls out to the ring, music plays and Goldust makes his way out to the ring. Goldust on the mic welcomes us and thanks us for joining him as his guests. He has one more guest of special honor and that’s Stone Cold Steve Austin….<glass breaks, music plays> and Stone Cold comes out to the usual great pop. Goldust says the time has come. From the producers who brought you “Goldust”, ladies and gentlemen they have done it again with this sequel. <Music hits> as Goldust introduces, “From Hollywood California, John Morrison! And from Hollywood, Florida, Dolph Ziggler!” A Shattered Dreams production gives you the world premiere of “Hollywood Blondes 2”. Morrison and Ziggler make their way out to a big pop from the crowd. Aries and Roode blindside them on the red carpet, as the Impact Players have spoiled this red carpet affair. All four men brawl all as Stone Cold signals for The Briscoe Brothers and some backstage crew to come out and help break it up. The crowd is chanting, “Let them fight! Let them fight!” Stone Cold grabs a mic and says they will fight at Final Battle ....in a tag-team street fight!!!
Backstage:
Sheamus is taping his fists and Jeff Hardy is lacing up his boots. Sheamus has already had his shot against John Cena for the International Heavyweight Championship. If they win this match, Jeff Hardy will challenge John Cena for the title at Final Battle. Their tag match against The Chain Gang… is next!
Match #1 - Sheamus and Jeff Hardy vs. John Cena and Jack Evans
Evans and Hardy get things going with Hardy going after the arm. Hardy is driven into the corner and it’s off to Cena for a shoulder block. The bulldog puts Hardy down again and it’s back to Evans who gets two off a middle rope elbow. The Chain gang corners Hardy with Cena holding Hardy for a kick from Evans. Tag back to Cena. Hardy fights back to pepper Cena with \right hands but John belly-to-back suplexes him to get a breather. The rest doesn’t last long though as Hardy nails a flying cross-body with a lot of shouting to get the crowd going. There’s a “Jeff is awesome!” chant, before it’s off to Sheamus for a forearm to Cena’s face. Cena avoids a charge in the corner but rolls towards Hardy, allowing Hardy nail a Springboard top-rope clothesline. Hardy hits a dropkick up against the ropes on Cena before it’s back to the legal man, Sheamus for some right hands in the corner on Cena. Cena is sat on the top rope but headbutts Sheamus down to escape a superplex. Cena nails his flying leg drop to the back of Sheamus’ head for a 2-count. Cena picks him up and Sheamus comes back slugging but walks into a tornado DDT for 2. Cena nails some shoulder blocks. Hits the Proto-bomb, followed by You Cant See Me, followed by the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena stalks him for the AA, gets him up, but Sheamus fights out and counters with WHITE NOISE for 2. Both men are down until Cena tags in Evans. There’s the hot tag to Hardy who takes Evans down with a leg lariat and hits a running dropkick to Cena’s chin. Cena rolls to the floor for and eats a SUICIDE DIVE from Hardy, while Evans eats a BROUGE KICK from Sheamus back inside the ring. Jeff Hardy heads to the top and follows with the Swanton Bomb on Evans for the 1, 2, 3!!! Sheamus and Hardy win so Hardy will challenge Cena for the belt at Final Battle.
Sheamus is taping his fists and Jeff Hardy is lacing up his boots. Sheamus has already had his shot against John Cena for the International Heavyweight Championship. If they win this match, Jeff Hardy will challenge John Cena for the title at Final Battle. Their tag match against The Chain Gang… is next!
Match #1 - Sheamus and Jeff Hardy vs. John Cena and Jack Evans
Evans and Hardy get things going with Hardy going after the arm. Hardy is driven into the corner and it’s off to Cena for a shoulder block. The bulldog puts Hardy down again and it’s back to Evans who gets two off a middle rope elbow. The Chain gang corners Hardy with Cena holding Hardy for a kick from Evans. Tag back to Cena. Hardy fights back to pepper Cena with \right hands but John belly-to-back suplexes him to get a breather. The rest doesn’t last long though as Hardy nails a flying cross-body with a lot of shouting to get the crowd going. There’s a “Jeff is awesome!” chant, before it’s off to Sheamus for a forearm to Cena’s face. Cena avoids a charge in the corner but rolls towards Hardy, allowing Hardy nail a Springboard top-rope clothesline. Hardy hits a dropkick up against the ropes on Cena before it’s back to the legal man, Sheamus for some right hands in the corner on Cena. Cena is sat on the top rope but headbutts Sheamus down to escape a superplex. Cena nails his flying leg drop to the back of Sheamus’ head for a 2-count. Cena picks him up and Sheamus comes back slugging but walks into a tornado DDT for 2. Cena nails some shoulder blocks. Hits the Proto-bomb, followed by You Cant See Me, followed by the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena stalks him for the AA, gets him up, but Sheamus fights out and counters with WHITE NOISE for 2. Both men are down until Cena tags in Evans. There’s the hot tag to Hardy who takes Evans down with a leg lariat and hits a running dropkick to Cena’s chin. Cena rolls to the floor for and eats a SUICIDE DIVE from Hardy, while Evans eats a BROUGE KICK from Sheamus back inside the ring. Jeff Hardy heads to the top and follows with the Swanton Bomb on Evans for the 1, 2, 3!!! Sheamus and Hardy win so Hardy will challenge Cena for the belt at Final Battle.
Match #2 - Chris Jericho vs. The Pope w/ MVP
Jericho comes to the ring and cuts a promo where he says he doesn’t exactly know why he hates this “Pimping and Balling” thing but he just does and wants it to end at the feet of Y-2-J!!! Music hits <WE BE PIMPIN’! WE BE BALLIN’ > as MVP and “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero make their way out to their theme music and their entrance which includes money raining down from the ceiling. The crowd is into them as usual. Slide dropkick by Jericho as The Pope enters, and brawling begins on the floor. The Pope has a chair, charges at Jericho who moves. Ref is on the floor trying to gain order so the match can start but it’s not working. The Pope kicking away on Jericho. The Pope goes to get in the ring, but Jericho dropkicks him in the back of the head and The Pope falls. Jericho pounds on The Pope. Jericho climbing into the ring apron now, but The Pope grabs him. Missile dropkick from the ring apron by Jericho onto The Pope. Lionsault from the steps is attempted, and The Pope gets the knees up. Stomping by The Pope, as MVP and the fans cheers him on. The Pope sends Jericho head first into the side of the steps. Jericho in desperation lifts up The Pope and lands a backdrop into the steel steps. Jericho retreats as MVP checks on The Pope. The match was never officially started and Jericho grabs a mic. Jericho challenges Pimpin’ and Ballin’ to a tag match on next episode’s “Final Battle”.
Jericho comes to the ring and cuts a promo where he says he doesn’t exactly know why he hates this “Pimping and Balling” thing but he just does and wants it to end at the feet of Y-2-J!!! Music hits <WE BE PIMPIN’! WE BE BALLIN’ > as MVP and “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero make their way out to their theme music and their entrance which includes money raining down from the ceiling. The crowd is into them as usual. Slide dropkick by Jericho as The Pope enters, and brawling begins on the floor. The Pope has a chair, charges at Jericho who moves. Ref is on the floor trying to gain order so the match can start but it’s not working. The Pope kicking away on Jericho. The Pope goes to get in the ring, but Jericho dropkicks him in the back of the head and The Pope falls. Jericho pounds on The Pope. Jericho climbing into the ring apron now, but The Pope grabs him. Missile dropkick from the ring apron by Jericho onto The Pope. Lionsault from the steps is attempted, and The Pope gets the knees up. Stomping by The Pope, as MVP and the fans cheers him on. The Pope sends Jericho head first into the side of the steps. Jericho in desperation lifts up The Pope and lands a backdrop into the steel steps. Jericho retreats as MVP checks on The Pope. The match was never officially started and Jericho grabs a mic. Jericho challenges Pimpin’ and Ballin’ to a tag match on next episode’s “Final Battle”.
JR and Bischoff wonder who Jericho’s partner will be???
In Ring:
Stone Cold comes out to the ring and says last episode’s ending was a big confusion but one thing is clear. It’s that Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan are two of the best wrestlers in the WWA and deserve a shot at Brock Lesnar. Therefore, the match for the WWA Championship at Final Battle will be a Triple Threat Match with Brock Lesnar versus Kurt Angle versus Daniel Bryan. “YES! YES! YES!” chants as the crowd happily approves of that determination…The lights go out, the arena goes dark and the music of AJ STYLES interrupts. “AJ! AJ! AJ!” chants now. AJ asks if Stone Cold has spoken to Dwayne yet? In case he missed it, he called out The Rock and challenged him to a match at Final Battle. Stone Cold says matter of fact, why doesn’t he ask The Rock himself….IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLAAAAA….and out comes The Rock as the crowd cheers blows the roof off the building!!!! The Rock gets in the ring, takes a mic and walks circles around AJ Styles. The Rock asks, “Who in the blue hell are you to call out the peoples champ?.... It doesn’t matter who you are jabronie!” The Rock says actually he happens to know exactly who he is. He’s the grown man asking Santa for an ass-whooping for the holidays. The Rock says Santa will grant him his wish because at Final Battle it will be The Phenomenal One versus The Great One!!! “Rocky “ chants now. “IF YA SMELLL” ---WHAM!!!!!!! And the Rock goes down after a stiff shot from AJ. AJ stomps away at The Rock but Austin pulls back AJ and AJ exits the ring. Austin checks on The Rock with the crowd chanting, “This is awesome!”
Backstage:
Stone Cold comes out to the ring and says last episode’s ending was a big confusion but one thing is clear. It’s that Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan are two of the best wrestlers in the WWA and deserve a shot at Brock Lesnar. Therefore, the match for the WWA Championship at Final Battle will be a Triple Threat Match with Brock Lesnar versus Kurt Angle versus Daniel Bryan. “YES! YES! YES!” chants as the crowd happily approves of that determination…The lights go out, the arena goes dark and the music of AJ STYLES interrupts. “AJ! AJ! AJ!” chants now. AJ asks if Stone Cold has spoken to Dwayne yet? In case he missed it, he called out The Rock and challenged him to a match at Final Battle. Stone Cold says matter of fact, why doesn’t he ask The Rock himself….IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLAAAAA….and out comes The Rock as the crowd cheers blows the roof off the building!!!! The Rock gets in the ring, takes a mic and walks circles around AJ Styles. The Rock asks, “Who in the blue hell are you to call out the peoples champ?.... It doesn’t matter who you are jabronie!” The Rock says actually he happens to know exactly who he is. He’s the grown man asking Santa for an ass-whooping for the holidays. The Rock says Santa will grant him his wish because at Final Battle it will be The Phenomenal One versus The Great One!!! “Rocky “ chants now. “IF YA SMELLL” ---WHAM!!!!!!! And the Rock goes down after a stiff shot from AJ. AJ stomps away at The Rock but Austin pulls back AJ and AJ exits the ring. Austin checks on The Rock with the crowd chanting, “This is awesome!”
Backstage:
CM Punk is congratulating Daniel Bryan on the title shot at Final Battle. Punk says that their tag team championship win was great but Bryan definitely needs to go regain the WWA Championship. Punk also says that at Final Battle, he will be hosting the official "funeral" for Kane and Abyss. As they are talking, AJ Styles walks by and he has a stare-down with Punk&Bryan until WHAM!!!! The Rock attacks and proceeds to lay the smackdown on AJ. AJ and Rock are brawling all over the place as Bryan and Punk now try to separate them. Kurt Angle appears from out of nowhere and starts pounding on Daniel Bryan, allowing AJ to get free and go after The Rock again. Punk goes to stop Angle's attack on Bryan but Here Comes the Pain!!! Brock Lesnar attacks Punk!!!!! Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan are fighting!!! AJ Styles and The Rock are slugging it out!! An absolutely reckless six-man brawl continues backstage to end this episode.
JR: We've got a pier-six brawl going on backstage and this only helps to set the stage for the next episode...Join us for New Years Eve's WWA Final Battle!!!