Episode #1:
EB: Jim Ross and Eric Bischoff welcome you to the place where you can find the biggest stars in pro-wrestling…the WWA!!!
JR: Hot off the heels of his Super Card XXXV loss, John Cena will call out Hulk Hogan tonight! WWA Champ Kurt Angle faces Sheamus in a non-title match in our main event of the evening. Well, oh boy, and business is already picking up……
Familiar intro music hits and out comes John Cena to the usual mix of cheers and boos. Cena gets in the ring and grabs a mic. He talks about going toe to toe with Kurt Angle at Super Card and coming so close to regaining the WWA title until Hulk Hogan cost him the match. He calls Hogan a traitor, a backstabber…Hulk Hogan’s music hits and he comes out to the ring. He says he only agreed to be in Angle’s corner and that Cena cost himself the match. Hogan and Cena take verbal jabs at each other until they are nose to nose in anger. Glass breaks and out comes WWA “Sheriff”, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Stone Cold says tonight he’s gonna make things right because tonight’s main event is being changed to Sheamus vs. Kurt Angle vs. John Cena in triple threat match with Hulk Hogan as the special referee and it will be for the WWA championship!!!!! All men stare at each other as Stone Cold’s music plays out.
-Commercial Break –
Match #1: Chris Jericho vs. Samoa Joe
Y2J and Joe circle the ring a couple times, staring each other down, before meeting in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Y2J rolls Joe up for a quick 1-count and tries to slap on a leg-bar, but fails to do so. Both men stand up and Y2J attempts a kick, but Joe drops him with a clothesline. Joe throws Y2J into the corner and nails him with an enziguiri. He picks Y2J up, countering a roll-up attempt with an STF submission. Y2J makes it to the ropes and both men jump to their feet to an applause. They lock up again and Joe is quickly dropped with a kick to the shins. Y2J works over Joe with consecutive low kicks and keeps Joe on the ground. Joe counters Y2J, grabbing his leg, and throws him into the corner. Y2J counters a clothesline attempt with an elbow and dazes Joe with a kick. Y2J hits a standing drop kick to drop Joe, and nails the LIONSAULT for the 2-count. He hits Joe with another kick in the corner. Joe counters a monkey-flip attempt, but Y2J manages to back out of the slam attempt and hits a cross body. Y2J drops Joe with a running bulldog and motions for the Code Breaker. Joe jumps up and counters with the Muscle Buster from out of nowhere. He slowly stalks Y2J and locks in a rare naked choke hold till Y2J taps out!!! – Your WINNER is Samoa Joe. Joe takes the mic and says he and AJ Styles couldn’t take the tag team titles away from the Dangerous Alliance, but Joe says he will personally go through each member of the Dangerous Alliance if he has to just to get to CM Punk and win the International Heavyweight title. Joe says he is coming for CM Punk and “Joe’s gonna kill you!!!!”, as the crowd erupts!!!
Backstage, the Resident Evil continue their random acts of senseless violence with a brutal attack on Rey Mysterio. They throw Rey into a brick wall and render him unconscious.
JR: Good Lord!! They may have broken Rey in half!!!
EB: Another victim. When will the violence end? Add Rey to the growing exclusive list of sideline stars at the hands of WWA’s Resident Evil.
Match #2: Impact Players vs. Dolph Ziggler & Daniel Bryan
Bobby Roode and Austin Aries cut a promo before the match saying Matt Morgan was no longer with them thanks to the actions of the Resident Evil at Super Card. They turn on Morgan, saying he was the weak link anyway and Austin Aries gloats about winning the Intercontinental championship. Ziggler and Aries start off with some classic mat chain wrestling and come to a stand- still with the crowd applauding. Roode and Bryan tag in to face off with each other and give us more mat chain wrestling with lots of hold reversals and the crowd applauds again as they come to a stand- still. Bryan with some consecutive sick kicks to Roode’s body as the crowd chants “YES, YES, YES!” Roode rakes the eye and knees the gut of Bryan, then throws Bryan in his corner as the Impact Players go to work viciously. Quick tags and exchanges between the Impact Players had them looking like a well-oiled machine until Aires misses a 450-splash and both men are down. Hot-tag to Ziggler who cleans house with picture perfect drop kicks, flying cross-bodies, and DOUBLE FAME-ASSERS to Aries and Roode at the same time. Ziggler goes for zig-zag on Aries but Aries counters and rolls out of the ring. SUICIDE DIVE by Ziggler and he takes out Aries. They fight outside as the ref counts to TEN! DOUBLE COUNT-OUT!!! Bryan and Ziggler raise their hands back in the ring. Ziggler motions to his waist that he wants the belt, while Roode and Aries raise their hands on the ramp with Aries flaunting the Intercontinental championship belt.
Backstage, Sheamus thanks Stone Cold for the opportunity tonight and says if he wins the WWA Championship, then Stone Cold is welcome to join him at the Pub to party like the Irish do. Stone Cold smiles, gives a “Hell yeah” and sends Sheamus to the ring.
Main Event: WWA Championship Match - Sheamus vs. John Cena vs. Kurt Angle © with special referee- Hulk Hogan
Cena starts off the match on fire with fists and throwing Angle head first into the corners. He then hits a bull dog followed up by punches. Sheamus sneaks in attacks on Angle as well with a back elbow and then a big clothesline and a suplex. Sheamus pounds on Angle’s head with fists and a knee. Sheamus goes for a Brogue kick early but Angle ducks out of the ring. Cena comes out after Angle and rams his head into the announce table repeatedly.
Both men fight outside the ring until Angle reverses an irish whip and throws Cena into the steel post. Angle goes for Sheamus next but Shemus reverses Angle into the steel steps. JR: Angle is damn near fighting a handicap match here tonight. You’ve gotta give it to the guy and that’s why he’s WWA Champion. Cena pulls himself up and joins Sheamus in getting Angle back in the ring. Cena and Sheamus both land kicks and punches on Angle as they both wear the champ out. A running power slam from Sheamus. Cena picks up Angle and tries to hit the Attitude Adjustment, but Angle escapes and throws Cena into the corner. Angle then rams Cena’s back into the turnbuckle. Angle explodes with a belly-to belly suplex on Sheamus and the Olympic hero is on fire until he turns around into a Cena shoulder block…and another one…and a spin out suplex….YOU CAN’T SEE ME!!---FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!!! Angle is up and Sheamus knocks his head off with a BROUGE KICK!! Cena quickly locks in the STF but Sheamus comes over and locks Angle’s free leg in an IRISH CLOVERLEAF LOCK!!! Angle TAPS OUT!!!! Hulk Hogan calls for the bell. Sheamus and Cena each raise their hands and each claiming the WWA championship belt. Hulk Hogan then grabs a mic and rules that since he couldn’t determine which man definitively made Angle tap, Kurt Angle will retain the WWA championship!! Cena and Sheamus are in shock. Hogan bails out the ring and Kurt Angle runs up the ramp with his WWA championship.
JR: Folks, I don’t think this is what Sherriff Stone Cold meant about “making things right tonight.”
Bischoff: How will Stone Cold respond on our next show? The Dangerous Alliance will be there and will be in action. Come back and join us!!
EB: Jim Ross and Eric Bischoff welcome you to the place where you can find the biggest stars in pro-wrestling…the WWA!!!
JR: Hot off the heels of his Super Card XXXV loss, John Cena will call out Hulk Hogan tonight! WWA Champ Kurt Angle faces Sheamus in a non-title match in our main event of the evening. Well, oh boy, and business is already picking up……
Familiar intro music hits and out comes John Cena to the usual mix of cheers and boos. Cena gets in the ring and grabs a mic. He talks about going toe to toe with Kurt Angle at Super Card and coming so close to regaining the WWA title until Hulk Hogan cost him the match. He calls Hogan a traitor, a backstabber…Hulk Hogan’s music hits and he comes out to the ring. He says he only agreed to be in Angle’s corner and that Cena cost himself the match. Hogan and Cena take verbal jabs at each other until they are nose to nose in anger. Glass breaks and out comes WWA “Sheriff”, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Stone Cold says tonight he’s gonna make things right because tonight’s main event is being changed to Sheamus vs. Kurt Angle vs. John Cena in triple threat match with Hulk Hogan as the special referee and it will be for the WWA championship!!!!! All men stare at each other as Stone Cold’s music plays out.
-Commercial Break –
Match #1: Chris Jericho vs. Samoa Joe
Y2J and Joe circle the ring a couple times, staring each other down, before meeting in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Y2J rolls Joe up for a quick 1-count and tries to slap on a leg-bar, but fails to do so. Both men stand up and Y2J attempts a kick, but Joe drops him with a clothesline. Joe throws Y2J into the corner and nails him with an enziguiri. He picks Y2J up, countering a roll-up attempt with an STF submission. Y2J makes it to the ropes and both men jump to their feet to an applause. They lock up again and Joe is quickly dropped with a kick to the shins. Y2J works over Joe with consecutive low kicks and keeps Joe on the ground. Joe counters Y2J, grabbing his leg, and throws him into the corner. Y2J counters a clothesline attempt with an elbow and dazes Joe with a kick. Y2J hits a standing drop kick to drop Joe, and nails the LIONSAULT for the 2-count. He hits Joe with another kick in the corner. Joe counters a monkey-flip attempt, but Y2J manages to back out of the slam attempt and hits a cross body. Y2J drops Joe with a running bulldog and motions for the Code Breaker. Joe jumps up and counters with the Muscle Buster from out of nowhere. He slowly stalks Y2J and locks in a rare naked choke hold till Y2J taps out!!! – Your WINNER is Samoa Joe. Joe takes the mic and says he and AJ Styles couldn’t take the tag team titles away from the Dangerous Alliance, but Joe says he will personally go through each member of the Dangerous Alliance if he has to just to get to CM Punk and win the International Heavyweight title. Joe says he is coming for CM Punk and “Joe’s gonna kill you!!!!”, as the crowd erupts!!!
Backstage, the Resident Evil continue their random acts of senseless violence with a brutal attack on Rey Mysterio. They throw Rey into a brick wall and render him unconscious.
JR: Good Lord!! They may have broken Rey in half!!!
EB: Another victim. When will the violence end? Add Rey to the growing exclusive list of sideline stars at the hands of WWA’s Resident Evil.
Match #2: Impact Players vs. Dolph Ziggler & Daniel Bryan
Bobby Roode and Austin Aries cut a promo before the match saying Matt Morgan was no longer with them thanks to the actions of the Resident Evil at Super Card. They turn on Morgan, saying he was the weak link anyway and Austin Aries gloats about winning the Intercontinental championship. Ziggler and Aries start off with some classic mat chain wrestling and come to a stand- still with the crowd applauding. Roode and Bryan tag in to face off with each other and give us more mat chain wrestling with lots of hold reversals and the crowd applauds again as they come to a stand- still. Bryan with some consecutive sick kicks to Roode’s body as the crowd chants “YES, YES, YES!” Roode rakes the eye and knees the gut of Bryan, then throws Bryan in his corner as the Impact Players go to work viciously. Quick tags and exchanges between the Impact Players had them looking like a well-oiled machine until Aires misses a 450-splash and both men are down. Hot-tag to Ziggler who cleans house with picture perfect drop kicks, flying cross-bodies, and DOUBLE FAME-ASSERS to Aries and Roode at the same time. Ziggler goes for zig-zag on Aries but Aries counters and rolls out of the ring. SUICIDE DIVE by Ziggler and he takes out Aries. They fight outside as the ref counts to TEN! DOUBLE COUNT-OUT!!! Bryan and Ziggler raise their hands back in the ring. Ziggler motions to his waist that he wants the belt, while Roode and Aries raise their hands on the ramp with Aries flaunting the Intercontinental championship belt.
Backstage, Sheamus thanks Stone Cold for the opportunity tonight and says if he wins the WWA Championship, then Stone Cold is welcome to join him at the Pub to party like the Irish do. Stone Cold smiles, gives a “Hell yeah” and sends Sheamus to the ring.
Main Event: WWA Championship Match - Sheamus vs. John Cena vs. Kurt Angle © with special referee- Hulk Hogan
Cena starts off the match on fire with fists and throwing Angle head first into the corners. He then hits a bull dog followed up by punches. Sheamus sneaks in attacks on Angle as well with a back elbow and then a big clothesline and a suplex. Sheamus pounds on Angle’s head with fists and a knee. Sheamus goes for a Brogue kick early but Angle ducks out of the ring. Cena comes out after Angle and rams his head into the announce table repeatedly.
Both men fight outside the ring until Angle reverses an irish whip and throws Cena into the steel post. Angle goes for Sheamus next but Shemus reverses Angle into the steel steps. JR: Angle is damn near fighting a handicap match here tonight. You’ve gotta give it to the guy and that’s why he’s WWA Champion. Cena pulls himself up and joins Sheamus in getting Angle back in the ring. Cena and Sheamus both land kicks and punches on Angle as they both wear the champ out. A running power slam from Sheamus. Cena picks up Angle and tries to hit the Attitude Adjustment, but Angle escapes and throws Cena into the corner. Angle then rams Cena’s back into the turnbuckle. Angle explodes with a belly-to belly suplex on Sheamus and the Olympic hero is on fire until he turns around into a Cena shoulder block…and another one…and a spin out suplex….YOU CAN’T SEE ME!!---FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!!! Angle is up and Sheamus knocks his head off with a BROUGE KICK!! Cena quickly locks in the STF but Sheamus comes over and locks Angle’s free leg in an IRISH CLOVERLEAF LOCK!!! Angle TAPS OUT!!!! Hulk Hogan calls for the bell. Sheamus and Cena each raise their hands and each claiming the WWA championship belt. Hulk Hogan then grabs a mic and rules that since he couldn’t determine which man definitively made Angle tap, Kurt Angle will retain the WWA championship!! Cena and Sheamus are in shock. Hogan bails out the ring and Kurt Angle runs up the ramp with his WWA championship.
JR: Folks, I don’t think this is what Sherriff Stone Cold meant about “making things right tonight.”
Bischoff: How will Stone Cold respond on our next show? The Dangerous Alliance will be there and will be in action. Come back and join us!!