Episode #13:
Stone Cold is in the locker room giving a pep-talk to most (not all) of the roster. He reminds them of how Brock said last week that the whole roster knows he is unbeatable. Stone Cold says everyone needs to step up and be on their A-game because he needs a new #1 contender that's gonna take the fight straight to Brock. As Stone Cold talks, in walks...Jeff Hardy. Hardy enters and slaps hands with the roster. Stone Cold shakes his hands too and welcomes him back, but says Hardy's already gone toe to toe with Brock, gained everyone's respect including Brock's and has nothing to prove. Stone Cold says Thanksgiving is around the corner so he has some decisions to make and a huge announcement regarding that, TONIGHT. Stone Cold sends the roster out to the ring to be lumberjacks for the first match of the evening.
Abyss vs. Daniel Bryan – Lumberjack match
Heyman escorts one half of the tag team champs, Abyss, to the ring. Heyman grabs a mic and says last week, HBK’s beating was in order to simply break Bryan’s spirit. Now Abyss will beak Bryan’s body. Bryan hits the ring and attacks right away with rights. Abyss to the floor, and escapes before he gets beat down. A whip to the corner, corner splash by Bryan connects, and then another. Abyss tosses him to the floor, and the guys catch Bryan. Sunset flip in, Abyss sits down and misses. Bryan up top and gets the top rope clothesline for 2. Bryan clotheslines Abyss to the floor, and the congregation beats him for a bit and then he slides back in. Rights by Bryan, off the ropes and a big boot from Abyss. Abyss rips off the rap from Bryan's ribs and continues to attack. Abyss lays the boots to him, and is in control. Bear hug by Abyss, crowd chants for Bryan. Bryan escapes, elbows follow. Bear hug again, Bryan fades, tries to escape, elbows out again, knees by Abyss. Off the ropes and Bryan counters the Black Hole slam into a DDT. Rights by Bryan, forearms follow. Another forearm drops Abyss. Clotheslines follow. Atomic drop, and then the shoulder block from Bryan. Rights and lefts, eye poke, more rights, and Abyss is down. More rights from Bryan on Abyss, kicks to the head follow. Bryan charges to the corner, handstand into the elbow drop connects and he covers for 2. Shoulder blocks from Bryan in the corner, a whip, but Abyss gets the shock treatment. Abyss covers for 2. Abyss signals for the Chokeslam, GOOZLE, counter and a boot and uppercut by Bryan and Abyss rolls to the floor. Bryan up top and a BIG cross body wipes out Abyss! The lumberjacks roll Abyss into the ring. Bryan up top, FLYING HEAD BUTT connects. Bryan covers for 2. Elbows by Bryan, chops follow, boots, rights, and Abyss is down in the ropes. Bryan charges and RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! Abyss is down and Bryan gets the ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Bryan celebrates as the lumberjacks leave the ringside. Heyman signals up the ramp then we see Kane come out. He makes the cut-throat sign with his fingers, runs towards the ring at Bryan, and …..CM PUNK blindsides him! He lays the boots to Kane on the floor and then tosses him into the ring. RUNNING KNEE SMASH by Bryan finishes Kane. “CM Punk! CM Punk! CM Punk!” chants all over the arena as Heyman looks on in horror! Daniel Bryan and CM Punk have actually laid out the Resident Evil!!!
Backstage:
Stone Cold in his office watching a monitor and loving what he just saw in the ring. He gets his door kicked in by Samoa Joe. Joe is angry and asking where John Cena is. Stone Cold tells Joe that he had his title belt stolen and he's asking where's Cena? Austin says sarcastically, “That's like a soldier having his rifle stolen by the enemy and asking where's the enemy?” Joe picks up on the sarcasm and angrily gets in Austin's face. Austin simply says, "Son, you know what you oughta do!" Joe backs off and angrily walks out.
Angle vs. ????
Before the match can proceed, Kurt announces that match will be about teaching and learning. Angle says he would like to introduce his opponent, actually his new protégé….JACK SWAGGER! Swagger makes his way out all pumped up. Kurt then turns toward his opponent this evening,informing him that it’s going to “hurt real bad” before giving him a stiff right and working a rear chinlock with numerous slashing forearms to the cheek. Angle toys with Swagger until Swagger reverses a facelock into a hammerlock. Angle snapmares out and Swagger goes back to the hammerlock. Angle reverses and gets a headlock takedown and locks in a tight headlock. Swagger escapes and hits a pair of hip tosses, a couple of kicks and a big flying shoulder block. Angle bails to the floor and Swagger holds the ropes to let him back in. Kurt thanks him by kicking him in the gut and nailing a buckle bomb. Suplex by Angle gets 2. Chinlock by Angle, Swagger escapes but runs into a knee lift. 2 count only. Back suplex by Angle, then a rear chinlock. Swagger escapes and gets a sleeper but Kurt reverses...Swagger reverses again to a back suplex! They exchange shots, Swagger wins the exchange and hits an inverted atomic and a series of elbows. Kurt guts the momentum with a belly to belly suplex for 2. Kurt drops his head and Swagger takes advantage with a suplex and a German, followed by an STO for 2. Swagger charges in the corner but Angle moves...GERMAN! The trifecta! 1...2...no! Angle stalks Swagger...Angle Slam attempt countered! Boss Man Attack! Swagger to the top rope...Kurt runs up with him! BELLY TO BELLY from the top! 1...2...no! He tries the ankle lock but Swagger kicks him off. Angle charges and hits the post with his shoulder...Swagger pulls down the straps...SWAGGER BOMB!!! 1...2...no! Kurt avoids a charge and ANGLE SLAM! 1...2...NO! Now Kurt’s straps are down, ANKLE LOCK! Swagger crawls to the ropes but Kurt drags him back...Swagger counters to a rollup! 1...2...no! Sunset flip by Kurt...Swagger sits down on it! 1...2...no. ANKLE LOCK! Angle drops and grapevines...Swagger TAPS!!! After the bell, Angle laughs as he helps Swagger to his feet and gives him a pep-talk as they exit together.
John Cena vs. Sheamus
Sheamus comes out first, then WWA’s new resident bad boy John Cena comes out through the crowd to face his former friend and partner. Cena shows off the International Heavyweight Championship to the crowd as if it’s his piece of jewelry. Lock up to start. They take turns powering each other into corners. Cena gets a headlock takeover and Sheamus reverses with a leg scissors. Cena gets a drop toe hold and quickly pulls Sheamus into the ring post and RAMS THE LEG INTO THE POST REPEATEDLY! Cena is putting work in on the leg of Sheamus as leads the crowd in count along to TWENTY TIMES!!!! A huge visible bruise can be seen on Sheamus’ pale skin. Sheamus fights back with some strikes and Cena turns the tide with a kick to the injured leg. He corners Sheamus and continues working it over. Sheamus slugs back and hits a sideslam for two. Powerslam by Sheamus! TWOOOO. They end up on the outside and Cena chop blocks the back of the bad leg. He sends Sheamus into the steps next. Cena rolls him into the ring. Cena is fully in control here. Cena dodges a punch and gets Sheamus in the Tree of Woe. STOMPS. John Cena follows up with the Cena Bomb for another two count. He taunts on the top rope and Sheamus attacks him. He hits the Electric Chair Drop! Sheamus begins heating up with forearms and punches. He hits the Irish Curse back breaker for two. Sheamus maintains offense with WHITE NOISE for another two. He tries to lock in the Irish Cloverleaf but Cena punches his way out of that. Sheamus avoids a gutwrench and Cena charges at him. He ends up getting back body dropped to the floor! Cena makes it to the apron. CLUBBERING TIME. Sheamus is still limping around. He rolls Cena back in the ring. Cena fights out of a suplex attempt and hits a nice belly to belly for two. Cena gets frustrated and begins pouncing on the injured thigh. He locks in a grapevine leg Lock! Sheamus barely makes it to the ropes! Cena drags the Irishman to the ring post and attempts to slam the bad leg on it some more! SAMOA JOE’s music plays and Joe runs to the ring and goes BALLISTIC on John Cena!!!! A fury of chops by Joe. Followed by a fury of kicks to Cena. Joe whips Cena to the ropes and catches him on the way back with an over-head belly-to belly suplex. The crowd is going ape-shit!!! Joe mounts and pounds on Cena’s head until finally Cena is able to roll to the outside, grabs the belt and escapes through the crowd. Joe grabs a mic. Joe tells Cena he can’t just steal the belt if he wants to wear it so bad. Joe says Cena has to earn it like everybody else. Joe says, “Wrestling’s golden boy thinks he’s a bad ass now?” Joe begs Cena to face him for the title. “Man to man in the ring. Anytime! Any place!” Crowd cheers in approval.
Aftermath:
Glass breaks and out comes Stone Cold to make his announcement. Stone Cold says Thanksgiving is around the corner and it’s a special time for feasting and celebration. Austin says the WWA will have its own celebration with the first ever "Feast & Fight" Thanksgiving Day event. Austin says he is excited and wants to get the ball rolling. So because he liked what he saw tonight so much, he is not wasting any time making matches for the event. Like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs. The Resident Evil for the WWA tag team championships (Crowd pops for that with "Yes" and "CM Punk" chants). Also, John Cena vs. Samoa Joe toe-to-toe for the International Heavyweight Championship. (Crowd pops for that too with "Joe! Joe! Joe!" chants). Oh yes and of course the main event...it will be Brock Lesnar defending against.....The Rock!!!! (Crowd erupts with chants of "Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!" The Rock's music plays to end the show as the chants continue.
JR: Oh my!!!! The first ever WWA “Feast and Fight” sounds like it’s gonna be a barn burner or should I say oven burner.
Bischoff: Well it’s on Thanksgiving so let’s hope no ovens get burned now Jr. (lol). Folks join us on the next episode!
Stone Cold is in the locker room giving a pep-talk to most (not all) of the roster. He reminds them of how Brock said last week that the whole roster knows he is unbeatable. Stone Cold says everyone needs to step up and be on their A-game because he needs a new #1 contender that's gonna take the fight straight to Brock. As Stone Cold talks, in walks...Jeff Hardy. Hardy enters and slaps hands with the roster. Stone Cold shakes his hands too and welcomes him back, but says Hardy's already gone toe to toe with Brock, gained everyone's respect including Brock's and has nothing to prove. Stone Cold says Thanksgiving is around the corner so he has some decisions to make and a huge announcement regarding that, TONIGHT. Stone Cold sends the roster out to the ring to be lumberjacks for the first match of the evening.
Abyss vs. Daniel Bryan – Lumberjack match
Heyman escorts one half of the tag team champs, Abyss, to the ring. Heyman grabs a mic and says last week, HBK’s beating was in order to simply break Bryan’s spirit. Now Abyss will beak Bryan’s body. Bryan hits the ring and attacks right away with rights. Abyss to the floor, and escapes before he gets beat down. A whip to the corner, corner splash by Bryan connects, and then another. Abyss tosses him to the floor, and the guys catch Bryan. Sunset flip in, Abyss sits down and misses. Bryan up top and gets the top rope clothesline for 2. Bryan clotheslines Abyss to the floor, and the congregation beats him for a bit and then he slides back in. Rights by Bryan, off the ropes and a big boot from Abyss. Abyss rips off the rap from Bryan's ribs and continues to attack. Abyss lays the boots to him, and is in control. Bear hug by Abyss, crowd chants for Bryan. Bryan escapes, elbows follow. Bear hug again, Bryan fades, tries to escape, elbows out again, knees by Abyss. Off the ropes and Bryan counters the Black Hole slam into a DDT. Rights by Bryan, forearms follow. Another forearm drops Abyss. Clotheslines follow. Atomic drop, and then the shoulder block from Bryan. Rights and lefts, eye poke, more rights, and Abyss is down. More rights from Bryan on Abyss, kicks to the head follow. Bryan charges to the corner, handstand into the elbow drop connects and he covers for 2. Shoulder blocks from Bryan in the corner, a whip, but Abyss gets the shock treatment. Abyss covers for 2. Abyss signals for the Chokeslam, GOOZLE, counter and a boot and uppercut by Bryan and Abyss rolls to the floor. Bryan up top and a BIG cross body wipes out Abyss! The lumberjacks roll Abyss into the ring. Bryan up top, FLYING HEAD BUTT connects. Bryan covers for 2. Elbows by Bryan, chops follow, boots, rights, and Abyss is down in the ropes. Bryan charges and RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! Abyss is down and Bryan gets the ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Bryan celebrates as the lumberjacks leave the ringside. Heyman signals up the ramp then we see Kane come out. He makes the cut-throat sign with his fingers, runs towards the ring at Bryan, and …..CM PUNK blindsides him! He lays the boots to Kane on the floor and then tosses him into the ring. RUNNING KNEE SMASH by Bryan finishes Kane. “CM Punk! CM Punk! CM Punk!” chants all over the arena as Heyman looks on in horror! Daniel Bryan and CM Punk have actually laid out the Resident Evil!!!
Backstage:
Stone Cold in his office watching a monitor and loving what he just saw in the ring. He gets his door kicked in by Samoa Joe. Joe is angry and asking where John Cena is. Stone Cold tells Joe that he had his title belt stolen and he's asking where's Cena? Austin says sarcastically, “That's like a soldier having his rifle stolen by the enemy and asking where's the enemy?” Joe picks up on the sarcasm and angrily gets in Austin's face. Austin simply says, "Son, you know what you oughta do!" Joe backs off and angrily walks out.
Angle vs. ????
Before the match can proceed, Kurt announces that match will be about teaching and learning. Angle says he would like to introduce his opponent, actually his new protégé….JACK SWAGGER! Swagger makes his way out all pumped up. Kurt then turns toward his opponent this evening,informing him that it’s going to “hurt real bad” before giving him a stiff right and working a rear chinlock with numerous slashing forearms to the cheek. Angle toys with Swagger until Swagger reverses a facelock into a hammerlock. Angle snapmares out and Swagger goes back to the hammerlock. Angle reverses and gets a headlock takedown and locks in a tight headlock. Swagger escapes and hits a pair of hip tosses, a couple of kicks and a big flying shoulder block. Angle bails to the floor and Swagger holds the ropes to let him back in. Kurt thanks him by kicking him in the gut and nailing a buckle bomb. Suplex by Angle gets 2. Chinlock by Angle, Swagger escapes but runs into a knee lift. 2 count only. Back suplex by Angle, then a rear chinlock. Swagger escapes and gets a sleeper but Kurt reverses...Swagger reverses again to a back suplex! They exchange shots, Swagger wins the exchange and hits an inverted atomic and a series of elbows. Kurt guts the momentum with a belly to belly suplex for 2. Kurt drops his head and Swagger takes advantage with a suplex and a German, followed by an STO for 2. Swagger charges in the corner but Angle moves...GERMAN! The trifecta! 1...2...no! Angle stalks Swagger...Angle Slam attempt countered! Boss Man Attack! Swagger to the top rope...Kurt runs up with him! BELLY TO BELLY from the top! 1...2...no! He tries the ankle lock but Swagger kicks him off. Angle charges and hits the post with his shoulder...Swagger pulls down the straps...SWAGGER BOMB!!! 1...2...no! Kurt avoids a charge and ANGLE SLAM! 1...2...NO! Now Kurt’s straps are down, ANKLE LOCK! Swagger crawls to the ropes but Kurt drags him back...Swagger counters to a rollup! 1...2...no! Sunset flip by Kurt...Swagger sits down on it! 1...2...no. ANKLE LOCK! Angle drops and grapevines...Swagger TAPS!!! After the bell, Angle laughs as he helps Swagger to his feet and gives him a pep-talk as they exit together.
John Cena vs. Sheamus
Sheamus comes out first, then WWA’s new resident bad boy John Cena comes out through the crowd to face his former friend and partner. Cena shows off the International Heavyweight Championship to the crowd as if it’s his piece of jewelry. Lock up to start. They take turns powering each other into corners. Cena gets a headlock takeover and Sheamus reverses with a leg scissors. Cena gets a drop toe hold and quickly pulls Sheamus into the ring post and RAMS THE LEG INTO THE POST REPEATEDLY! Cena is putting work in on the leg of Sheamus as leads the crowd in count along to TWENTY TIMES!!!! A huge visible bruise can be seen on Sheamus’ pale skin. Sheamus fights back with some strikes and Cena turns the tide with a kick to the injured leg. He corners Sheamus and continues working it over. Sheamus slugs back and hits a sideslam for two. Powerslam by Sheamus! TWOOOO. They end up on the outside and Cena chop blocks the back of the bad leg. He sends Sheamus into the steps next. Cena rolls him into the ring. Cena is fully in control here. Cena dodges a punch and gets Sheamus in the Tree of Woe. STOMPS. John Cena follows up with the Cena Bomb for another two count. He taunts on the top rope and Sheamus attacks him. He hits the Electric Chair Drop! Sheamus begins heating up with forearms and punches. He hits the Irish Curse back breaker for two. Sheamus maintains offense with WHITE NOISE for another two. He tries to lock in the Irish Cloverleaf but Cena punches his way out of that. Sheamus avoids a gutwrench and Cena charges at him. He ends up getting back body dropped to the floor! Cena makes it to the apron. CLUBBERING TIME. Sheamus is still limping around. He rolls Cena back in the ring. Cena fights out of a suplex attempt and hits a nice belly to belly for two. Cena gets frustrated and begins pouncing on the injured thigh. He locks in a grapevine leg Lock! Sheamus barely makes it to the ropes! Cena drags the Irishman to the ring post and attempts to slam the bad leg on it some more! SAMOA JOE’s music plays and Joe runs to the ring and goes BALLISTIC on John Cena!!!! A fury of chops by Joe. Followed by a fury of kicks to Cena. Joe whips Cena to the ropes and catches him on the way back with an over-head belly-to belly suplex. The crowd is going ape-shit!!! Joe mounts and pounds on Cena’s head until finally Cena is able to roll to the outside, grabs the belt and escapes through the crowd. Joe grabs a mic. Joe tells Cena he can’t just steal the belt if he wants to wear it so bad. Joe says Cena has to earn it like everybody else. Joe says, “Wrestling’s golden boy thinks he’s a bad ass now?” Joe begs Cena to face him for the title. “Man to man in the ring. Anytime! Any place!” Crowd cheers in approval.
Aftermath:
Glass breaks and out comes Stone Cold to make his announcement. Stone Cold says Thanksgiving is around the corner and it’s a special time for feasting and celebration. Austin says the WWA will have its own celebration with the first ever "Feast & Fight" Thanksgiving Day event. Austin says he is excited and wants to get the ball rolling. So because he liked what he saw tonight so much, he is not wasting any time making matches for the event. Like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs. The Resident Evil for the WWA tag team championships (Crowd pops for that with "Yes" and "CM Punk" chants). Also, John Cena vs. Samoa Joe toe-to-toe for the International Heavyweight Championship. (Crowd pops for that too with "Joe! Joe! Joe!" chants). Oh yes and of course the main event...it will be Brock Lesnar defending against.....The Rock!!!! (Crowd erupts with chants of "Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!" The Rock's music plays to end the show as the chants continue.
JR: Oh my!!!! The first ever WWA “Feast and Fight” sounds like it’s gonna be a barn burner or should I say oven burner.
Bischoff: Well it’s on Thanksgiving so let’s hope no ovens get burned now Jr. (lol). Folks join us on the next episode!