Nov. 28, 2013
Rosemont Horizon, Illinois
Bischoff: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the WWA’s Thanksgiving Day celebration event “FEAST & FIGHT”!!! The stars are here and the fights are on!!!!
JR: Folks these competitors will feast upon each other like never before and we have now learned that the match for the WWA Tag Team Championships will be WWA’s first-ever “DOUBLE CASKET” match when Kane & Abyss defend against CM Punk and Daniel Bryan!
Olympic music plays and out comes Kurt Angle and Jack Swagger to kick off the show. Angle on the mic talks about Thanksgiving being an American tradition. He talks about the rich history of this great country and how we must preserve all of its traditions and values. Angle says Jack Swagger is his new protégé, and that he and Jack Swagger are examples for all Americans to follow, so you can call his team, “The American Idols”. Angle says get their mystery opponent’s out there so they can break their ankles.
Music hits <WE BE PIMPIN’! WE BE BALLIN’ > as MVP and “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero make their way out as a tag team. Big pop for the theme music and their entrance which includes money raining down from the ceiling.
MATCH #1 - American Idols vs Pimpin’ N Ballin’
Rosemont Horizon, Illinois
Bischoff: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the WWA’s Thanksgiving Day celebration event “FEAST & FIGHT”!!! The stars are here and the fights are on!!!!
JR: Folks these competitors will feast upon each other like never before and we have now learned that the match for the WWA Tag Team Championships will be WWA’s first-ever “DOUBLE CASKET” match when Kane & Abyss defend against CM Punk and Daniel Bryan!
Olympic music plays and out comes Kurt Angle and Jack Swagger to kick off the show. Angle on the mic talks about Thanksgiving being an American tradition. He talks about the rich history of this great country and how we must preserve all of its traditions and values. Angle says Jack Swagger is his new protégé, and that he and Jack Swagger are examples for all Americans to follow, so you can call his team, “The American Idols”. Angle says get their mystery opponent’s out there so they can break their ankles.
Music hits <WE BE PIMPIN’! WE BE BALLIN’ > as MVP and “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero make their way out as a tag team. Big pop for the theme music and their entrance which includes money raining down from the ceiling.
MATCH #1 - American Idols vs Pimpin’ N Ballin’
Pimpin’ N Ballin’ chase the heels out of the ring before the match starts. The bell rings and Angle starts off with MVP. They exchange side headlocks and shoulder blocks. Angle leapfrogs MVP twice but gets taken down for a quick near fall. Pope's in next. Angle takes control with a series of uppercuts and tags in Swagger. Pope goes to work on the arm of Swagger and grounds him. Swagger fights out of that and delivers a few jabs to the face of Pope, followed by a few shoulder thrusts in the corner. Pope fights back with a hip toss. He goes back to work on the arm and tags in MVP. MVP yanks at the arm and Swagger stretching tries to make a tag but MVP mauls him with a Throat Thrust and T-Bone Suplex for a 2-count. Angle distracts MVP from the apron and Swagger shoulder blocks his leg. Swagger with some clotheslines before eating a boot to the face. MVP tags in The Pope but Swagger catches him immediately with a thumb to the eys. Swagger goes to the top rope but Pope catches him and hits a Superplex for another 2-count! Pope launches Swagger chest-first into the turnbuckle and Pope sets up for the DDE into a cornered Swagger but No go!!!! Angle pulls Swagger to the outside for the save and the American Idols strategize or a few.
Back in the ring, a lock up and Swagger goes to work on Pope’s arm for a moment then tags in Angle. Angle snapmares him over and kicks him in the back of the head followed by a headlock. The crowd is quick to clap their hands together for some Pope congregation revival time. Angle cuts Pope off as he gets to his feet and gives him a Belly to Belly Suplex for a TWO-count. Headlock again but the congregation cheers him on so Pope fights out!!! Pope hits a few clotheslines and an uppercut to Angle. The crowd starts a "Pope Is Pimping’" chant and Pope delivers a sideslam to Angle and gets their cheers. The Pope show-boats to the crowd which allows Angle to ambush him. Angle then delivers an Irish whip and hits a huge clothesline for two. In comes Swagger and the heels take turns tagging in and beating up Pope. The crowd is very hot for this match. Swagger dominates with stomps and knee drops. In comes Angle who chokes Pope in the corner. Pope fights back with a series of rights and tries vaulting over Angle for a tag. Angle catches him and drops him throat first over the top rope. In comes Swagger. Swagger keeps Pope grounded and the crowd wants MVP. The American Idols are doing a great job of keeping Pope isolated. In comes Angle and they hit a nice double suplex on Pope. TWOOO. Stomps by Angle. A loud "MVP" chant starts up. Pope fights out of the corner with right hands swinging! Dropkicks to Swagger and Angle. Pope makes the tag to MVP and the crowd loses their shit. He hits a double shoulder tackle on both men and dominates both men. He tosses them both into the corner and hits a running splash onto both men. The Pope springboards and hits a flying back elbow smash which sends Angle to the outside. In the ring, “Pimpin’ N Balling” ram Swagger’s chest into the turnbuckle. Pope yells, “Pimping!!!!!!!” and nails the DDE to Swagger in the corner. Swagger falls down to the mat while MVP runs the ropes and yells “Balling!!!!!” ELBOW DROP connects for the ONE, TWO, THREE!!!! MVP and The Pope celebrate their debut with the crowd as their music plays and more money rains down from the rafters.
Backstage:
Jeff Hardy and Sheamus are with Mean Gene Okerlund talking about having to prove to Stone Cold that they want a top stop in the WWA and how they are not afraid of Brock Lesnar as the reigning champion. Both men apologize to each other in advance for what they are about to do to each other and agree that there will be no hard feelings.
MATCH #2 - Jeff Hardy vs. Sheamus
Back in the ring, a lock up and Swagger goes to work on Pope’s arm for a moment then tags in Angle. Angle snapmares him over and kicks him in the back of the head followed by a headlock. The crowd is quick to clap their hands together for some Pope congregation revival time. Angle cuts Pope off as he gets to his feet and gives him a Belly to Belly Suplex for a TWO-count. Headlock again but the congregation cheers him on so Pope fights out!!! Pope hits a few clotheslines and an uppercut to Angle. The crowd starts a "Pope Is Pimping’" chant and Pope delivers a sideslam to Angle and gets their cheers. The Pope show-boats to the crowd which allows Angle to ambush him. Angle then delivers an Irish whip and hits a huge clothesline for two. In comes Swagger and the heels take turns tagging in and beating up Pope. The crowd is very hot for this match. Swagger dominates with stomps and knee drops. In comes Angle who chokes Pope in the corner. Pope fights back with a series of rights and tries vaulting over Angle for a tag. Angle catches him and drops him throat first over the top rope. In comes Swagger. Swagger keeps Pope grounded and the crowd wants MVP. The American Idols are doing a great job of keeping Pope isolated. In comes Angle and they hit a nice double suplex on Pope. TWOOO. Stomps by Angle. A loud "MVP" chant starts up. Pope fights out of the corner with right hands swinging! Dropkicks to Swagger and Angle. Pope makes the tag to MVP and the crowd loses their shit. He hits a double shoulder tackle on both men and dominates both men. He tosses them both into the corner and hits a running splash onto both men. The Pope springboards and hits a flying back elbow smash which sends Angle to the outside. In the ring, “Pimpin’ N Balling” ram Swagger’s chest into the turnbuckle. Pope yells, “Pimping!!!!!!!” and nails the DDE to Swagger in the corner. Swagger falls down to the mat while MVP runs the ropes and yells “Balling!!!!!” ELBOW DROP connects for the ONE, TWO, THREE!!!! MVP and The Pope celebrate their debut with the crowd as their music plays and more money rains down from the rafters.
Backstage:
Jeff Hardy and Sheamus are with Mean Gene Okerlund talking about having to prove to Stone Cold that they want a top stop in the WWA and how they are not afraid of Brock Lesnar as the reigning champion. Both men apologize to each other in advance for what they are about to do to each other and agree that there will be no hard feelings.
MATCH #2 - Jeff Hardy vs. Sheamus
Sheamus tosses Hardy down and he then rolls to the floor. Hardy back in, they circle, clubbing blows from Sheamus and Hardy is down in the corner. Hardy back to his feet, boot to Sheamus, rights connect, off the ropes and he runs into Sheamus and gets knocked down. Hardy backs off into the ropes, eye poke to Sheamus and rights by Hardy. Kicks to the knee of Sheamus, Sheamus goozles him and tosses him over the ropes and to the floor. The ref backs off Sheamus as Hardy tries to return to the ring, he stalls on the floor for a while and then Hardy spits in Sheamus's face. To the floor he goes, Hardy runs, misses an elbow as Sheamus was coming in and Sheamus attacks Hardy on the apron. He drags Hardy to the floor, and then slams him to the apron. Back into the ring they go and Sheamus covers for 2. Slam by Sheamus, off the ropes and misses the leg drop. Basement dropkick by Hardy, leg drop to the leg of Sheamus and he starts to attack the knee. Boot to the face by Hardy, elbow to the head and a cover for 1 by Hardy. Hardy works an amazing-looking standing knee bar, now into the half crab. Sheamus tries to fight out, and Sheamus gets the ropes to break the hold. Hardy shoves the ref, and gets warned for that. Hardy takes Sheamus to the ropes, lays the leg on the ropes and cannon balls down onto it. Knee drop by Hardy and a cover gets 2. Headlock by Hardy now, grounding his larger opponent. Sheamus to his feet, Hardy takes out the knee, tries to whip him off the ropes, fails, clotheslines from Sheamus. He rips off Hardy's shirt, and fires up. Clubbing blows to the chest and a vicious clothesline takes off Hardy's head, and Sheamus covers for 2. Hardy counters the Celtic Cross, and comes back with the DDT for 2. Hardy to the second rope, flies off, goozled by Sheamus. WHITE NOISE connects and a cover gets 2. Hardy grabs the ref, and mule kicks Sheamus. Twist of hate connects for 2. Hardy is not happy. Hardy with rights, but then eats a BROUGE KICK, and only gets 2. Sheamus is not happy here so he shoves the ref into a corner and gets warned! Sheamus grabs Hardy, but Hardy gets the twist of fate again and that only gets 2! Hardy argues with the referee, Sheamus with a head butt, back elbows connects. Sets Hardy up top for what looks like a top-rope Celtic Cross attempt, elbow by Hardy, whisper in the wind by Hardy. TWIST OF FATE again!!! Hardy gets the 3-count finally and that is all. Hardy celebrates as Sheamus looks on, then comes over and shakes Jeff's hands.
Backstage:
Stone Cold is with AJ Styles and Randy Orton. Austin says he saw the fire in Jeff Hardy and Sheamus. He says maybe he was wrong about the roster being intimidated and too scared to give Brock Lesnar any real challenge. Stone Cold challenges Randy and AJ to show him even more passion and desire. Stone Cold makes their match an "I Quit match" and tells them to hold nothing back out there. If they want a top spot around here, they need to show him just how bad they each want it.
MATCH #3 - Orton vs AJ Styles – “I Quit” match
Backstage:
Stone Cold is with AJ Styles and Randy Orton. Austin says he saw the fire in Jeff Hardy and Sheamus. He says maybe he was wrong about the roster being intimidated and too scared to give Brock Lesnar any real challenge. Stone Cold challenges Randy and AJ to show him even more passion and desire. Stone Cold makes their match an "I Quit match" and tells them to hold nothing back out there. If they want a top spot around here, they need to show him just how bad they each want it.
MATCH #3 - Orton vs AJ Styles – “I Quit” match
AJ is out first and waits on the ramp for Orton’s introduction. Orton doesn’t come from the entrance and instead jumps AJ from the back. Orton beats on Styles down the ramp and snaps his neck over the top rope. There's the bell and Orton gets a single-leg takedown and tries a cloverleaf. AJ kicks him off and charges, Orton back drops him to the floor. Rear chinlock on the floor, crushing AJ's head into the corner post. Nasty. AJ does not quit. They exchange chops, Randy loses but then hits a right hand. Back inside and Randy applies a full nelson camel clutch variant. AJ slides out, drops down and then kicks Orton in the face. AJ fish-hooks Orton's mouth and Arrrrgh!!!! The ref asks if he quits. AJ whips Randy in and charges, Randy moves and AJ nails the corner post. Randy tries a crossface but AJ escapes to the floor. Randy with a clothesline from the apron to the floor. Randy tries a suplex on the floor, AJ blocks and suplexes Randy on the ramp. AJ tries for the figure four but Randy takes a light from the entrance ramp and nails AJ with it! He hits him again, then wraps the wire around AJ's mouth and applies a CROSSFACE!! AJ holds on and is able to escape the hold, then whips Orton into the apron. Leaping clothesline by AJ. He removes the ringside padding and looks for the Styles Clash...countered! Orton goes for a RKO, AJ escapes but then clotheslines the cornerpost! Shoulder breaker by Randy! He throws a chair inside then rolls AJ in. Randy in now, he applies an armbar and the ref asks if he wants to quit. He tells Orton he sucks which earns him a smack in the mouth. Orton Pillmanizes the arm and then applies a top wristlock through the chair. AJ goes to the eye to break the hold, then goes to his kneepad for...A FORK!!! Randy blocks the attack, hits a single-arm DDT and then applies a Crossface again. AJ inches to the ropes and gets to the floor, where Randy is nice enough to introduce AJ's arm to the steps. He then wraps AJ's arm around the railing, which also has to suck. AJ manages to get in position to lift Orton for a back suplex then crotch him on the railing. AJ stomps on the knee, then lifts the railing and drops it on Randy's knee. He wraps Randy's knee around the railing, then rolls him back inside. Figure four blocked as Orton kicks AJ off, but AJ kicks him in the knee. AJ goes to the floor and crotches Randy around the post, then locks in the figure four around the post! AJ cannot maintain the hold, they go back inside and AJ gets a kneebreaker on the chair. Figure four applied and locked in this time, Orton will not quit. He tries to turn the hold...he turns it! AJ manages to break free, Orton sets up the chair but AJ slams his face into it. AJ positions Randy's head on the chair and takes a run...Randy moves! AJ's leg gets caught in the chair and Randy wraps it up in a cloverleaf variant! AJ goes for the fork so Randy breaks the hold and stomps on his hand. Randy has the fork but AJ nails a PELE KICK!!!! Randy to the floor, AJ runs and flies...GOD DAMN Randy nailed a KENDO STICK TO THE HEAD while AJ was in midair! Another kendo shot, pump handle....overhead slam! Randy has his psycho looking face on...KENDO STICK CROSSFACE! Randy bends the stick back over AJ's face and it looks NASTY. AJ has ANOTHER FORK! He jabs Orton IN THE EYE! Dropkick by AJ and he digs the fork into Randy's EYE! JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Randy squeals like a pig and finally has to scream "I quit! I quit!" to keep his vision. DAMN! AJ styles is your winner and medics rush the scene to treat both men. The crowd is on their feet cheering both men for a hell of a match.
Backstage:
Stone Cold is in his office watching a monitor and clapping for that match between Randy and AJ. Stone Cold says, "Damn! Now that's a Sum-bitch that wants the top spot bad!" The Impact Players come barging in the office complaining about the way Stone Cold is running things in the WWA. Bobby Roode complains about having to be handcuffed to the Big Show during Aries' title match. Austin Aries says Stone Cold wants to push the envelope and push everyone to their limit huh? What if Stone Cold pushes The Impact Players to their limit and they snap huh? What if they snap and take out Stone Cold right here, right now huh? Stone Cold replies that before they can even get close enough for him to drop both of their asses with Stone Cold Stunners, his boys would just as quickly whoop their asses. Roode and Aries ask, "What boys?" Stone Cold says, "Dem Boys!" The BRISCOE BROTHERS arrive in the office and get right up in the faces of Bobby Roode and Austin Aries. The Impact Players back down and Stone Cold tells them to get their asses to the ring. Stone Cold laughs and hugs his boys. He welcomes Jay and Mark Briscoe to the WWA!!!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - Austin Aries (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler
Backstage:
Stone Cold is in his office watching a monitor and clapping for that match between Randy and AJ. Stone Cold says, "Damn! Now that's a Sum-bitch that wants the top spot bad!" The Impact Players come barging in the office complaining about the way Stone Cold is running things in the WWA. Bobby Roode complains about having to be handcuffed to the Big Show during Aries' title match. Austin Aries says Stone Cold wants to push the envelope and push everyone to their limit huh? What if Stone Cold pushes The Impact Players to their limit and they snap huh? What if they snap and take out Stone Cold right here, right now huh? Stone Cold replies that before they can even get close enough for him to drop both of their asses with Stone Cold Stunners, his boys would just as quickly whoop their asses. Roode and Aries ask, "What boys?" Stone Cold says, "Dem Boys!" The BRISCOE BROTHERS arrive in the office and get right up in the faces of Bobby Roode and Austin Aries. The Impact Players back down and Stone Cold tells them to get their asses to the ring. Stone Cold laughs and hugs his boys. He welcomes Jay and Mark Briscoe to the WWA!!!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - Austin Aries (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler
Huge pop as the challenger, Dolph Ziggler, comes out accompanied by The Big Show. The champ, Austin Aries, comes out with his running mate, Bobby Roode. Roode has to be handcuffed to the Big Show during this match to keep him from interfering. Ziggler attacks right away with a double leg take down, and delivers a backdrop. Clothesline sends ARIES into the corner, where Ziggler mounts and delivers a series of right. Hurracanrana gets two for Ziggler, and he hits the ropes and runs into an elbow from ARIES. Ziggler rolls to the floor, and Roode takes a shot, but Big Show puts a stop to that. ARIES tries to dive onto Ziggler, but misses and hits the guardrail. Back inside Ziggler goes for the sharpshooter, but Aries goes to the eyes to stop that. Ziggler fires back and sends ARIES into the ropes for a backdrop attempt, but a knee to the face stops that. ARIES takes control firing Ziggler into the buckle, and delivers a series of chops. ARIES stomps Ziggler in the corner, and sends Ziggler to the ropes delivering a high knee for two. Suplex connects for ARIES, and a knee drop follows that. ARIES fires Ziggler into the buckle, but Ziggler fights back Irish whipping ARIES into the corner. Ziggler follows but runs into a boot and a DDT getting two for ARIES. ARIES finally goes to work on the injured ankle with a series of kicks and knee drop. ARIES locks in a stepover toe hold, but Ziggler chops out of it. ARIES goes right back to work on the ankle with the stepover toehold, and another kneedrop to the ankle. ARIES kicks away at the ankle in the corner, but Ziggler fires back delivering a pair of shoulderblocks to ARIES in the corner. Ziggler slides to the floor and crotches ARIES on the ring post. Ziggler goes to the top connecting with a missile dropkick for two. Belly-to-belly suplex gets another two count for Ziggler, and he follows up with a spinning heel kick for two. An Irish whip to the corner is followed by an enzaguri for Ziggler. The kick injures his ankle, but Ziggler still has enough to cover for two. Ziggler goes for a hurracanrana, but it is countered into a powerbomb by ARIES for two. Ziggler gets sat on the top rope, but he fights ARIES off with a headbutt. Ziggler connects with a crossbody off the top for a two count. ARIES reverses an Irish whip sending Ziggler to the corner and goes for the Brain Buster. Ziggler counters into a Figure-Four Leglock attempt, but ARIES kicks him off into the corner. Ziggler inadvertently falls out of the corner however delivering a headbutt to the groin of ARIES. Ziggler goes for the cover, but gets two. ARIES hits the ropes and stops a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. From there ARIES tries again for the pedigree but Ziggler backdrops out of that. After a reversal sequence Ziggler eventually gets in position and locks in the Figure Four. Roode is able to squirm far enough from Big Show to get ARIES’s hand to the bottom rope. Ziggler pounds away at ARIES, but Roode finds some powder and fires it in the eyes of Big Show. Ziggler goes over to check on the situation, but as ARIES distracts the referee Roode delivers a low blow to Ziggler. That sets up the BRAIN BUSTER from ARIES and the ONE, TWO, THREE! Officials take the cuffs off to separate Roode and Big Show. Aries grabs his belt and celebrates with Roode.
Backstage:
Mean Gene is with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. Mean Gene points out that Bryan trimmed his goat beard and is looking cleaned up. Bryan says Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar and The Resident Evil have destroyed everything and everyone he cares about. They took his title, they hurt his friend Shawn Michaels, and they have beat him down one too many times, so what's a shaved goat beard to him. Tonight is about revenge. Punk then says he considered the Dangerous Alliance and Paul Heyman to be his family, but they turned his back on him and left him hanging. Punk says Heyman has only ever cared about one person, which is himself and his delusions of grandeur. Punk says he has joined Bryan and their goal is to destroy Paul Heyman and his Alliance. Punk says bring out the caskets, because tonight, WWA's Resident Evil will finally be laid to rest.
WWA TAG TEAM TITLES “DOUBLE CASKET” MATCH - CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs. Kane(c) and Abyss(c)
Backstage:
Mean Gene is with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. Mean Gene points out that Bryan trimmed his goat beard and is looking cleaned up. Bryan says Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar and The Resident Evil have destroyed everything and everyone he cares about. They took his title, they hurt his friend Shawn Michaels, and they have beat him down one too many times, so what's a shaved goat beard to him. Tonight is about revenge. Punk then says he considered the Dangerous Alliance and Paul Heyman to be his family, but they turned his back on him and left him hanging. Punk says Heyman has only ever cared about one person, which is himself and his delusions of grandeur. Punk says he has joined Bryan and their goal is to destroy Paul Heyman and his Alliance. Punk says bring out the caskets, because tonight, WWA's Resident Evil will finally be laid to rest.
WWA TAG TEAM TITLES “DOUBLE CASKET” MATCH - CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs. Kane(c) and Abyss(c)
Punk and Bryan are introduced with each getting HUGE pops and customary chants of "CM Punk" and "YES! YES! YES!I" during their intros. Kane and Abyss are led out by Paul Heyman. Heyman exits and it’s a FREE-FOR-ALL!!!!!!Abyss overpowers Bryan to the mat! He corners him and goes to work with stiff shots! Kane grabs Punk by the head then hits him in the chest. Abyss sends Bryan into the corner by the head. Punk ducks a clothesline and grabs the leg of Abyss. Dragon Screw attempt? Doesn't matter, because Kane hits the back of Punk then grabs him by the head and takes him to the corner. Kane runs into a boot. Punk goes up top but Abyss pulls him down and attacks the face then chops him whilst tied against the ropes. Abyss with a bear-hug in the middle of the ring. Punk claps behind the ears to get dropped then hits the ropes and kicks the prone Abyss. ROUNDHOUSE KICK to the face. Punk with a suplex attempt but Abyss prevents it! Bryan is over to help, and they hit a DOUBLE SUPLEX!!! They turn their attention to Kane and DOUBLE KICKS from both men, placing him in the seated position. DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX to Abyss follows! Kane getting back up so DOUBLE DROPKICK to Kane. Kane is kneed now. Punk and Bryan with the KICKS OF FURY!! Punk and Bryan synchronize their kick and then DOUBLE WHAAAAAM!!!! Kane damn near gets his head kicked off!!!!!! “THIS IS AWESOME” chants the crowd!! Kane is laid out flat on his face so Punk and Bryan jump all over Abyss. Punk and Bryan lift Abyss up to the top turnbuckle! Bryan goes for the Frankensteiner, but Abyss holds on and POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! Bryan convulses and is laid out flat on his back. “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!” chants now! Only Punk and Abyss are left standing now. Abyss sends Punk in the corner. Punk kicks out and hits a tornado DDT! Abyss up and misses a clothesline! Punk with the kicks! Whip to the corner! Flip over Abyss! Punk hits the ropes! Ducks another clothesline! Clothesline of his own!! Punk sends Abyss to the outside!! Punk with a SUICIDE DIVE!!!! Punk sets Abyss on top of the casket outside! Punk up top!! He flies!! Punk connects on Abyss with the MACHOMAN ELBOW DROP ON THE CASKET!!! “HOLY SHIT!” chants again. Meanwhile, Kane and Bryan muster up their strength and get back to their feet so they start to slug it out.
Punk attacks Abyss on the floor, and Bryan pairs off with Kane. Bryan fires Kane into the casket and delivers a knee. Bryan goes to dump Kane into the casket, but Kane fires back with a cookie sheet. In the ring Abyss chokes Punk down. Bryan dives off the apron, but misses flying into the casket. Abyss fires Punk into the railing, and Kane whips him into Abyss who backdrops him into the casket. Kane gives Bryan a Russian Legsweep into the casket. The Resident Evil slam the lid of the casket into both Bryan and Punk, and they fire Bryan into the casket. Abyss delivers a few chops to Punk and throws him into the casket. They go to shut the lids, but Bryan comes up and locks in the YES LOCK to Kane. Abyss gets away and delivers a cookie sheet to the head of Bryan to break the hold on Kane. Punk gets a hold of a cookie sheet and fights back as Kane ends up back in the ring. Bryan and Punk both deliver neckbreakers, and Abyss goes to the floor. Bryan comes off the apron with a cookie sheet to Abyss. Bryan throws a pipe into the ring, and finds a ladder into the ring. They both set up the ladder, and Bryan climbs but Kane comes in with a low blow to Punk. Abyss goes up after Bryan, while Kane delivers a shot with the sheet to Punk which knocks both guys off the ladder and into the casket. Abyss gets rescued from the casket, and delivers a BLACKHOLE SLAM on Punk into the casket. The Resident Evil fight with Bryan down the aisle and they head to the locker room leaving Punk at ringside in the casket. Back in the locker room Bryan gets thrown into a Thanksgiving food cart, and the Resident Evil whip him into a Powerade cooler. They drag Bryan out of the locker room and into a loading dock area. Bryan comes back with a chair shot for both guys, and delivers a double arm DDT to Abyss on the concrete floor. Punk has come back and is driving the forklift as Kane and Abyss get thrown on the pallet. Punk drives the forklift over to a double casket in the back and they dump The Resident Evil in the casket and close the lid. Bell rings and your winners, NEW WWA Tag Team Champions, CM Punk and Daniel Bryan!! Punk and Bryan return to the ring to collect the belts and pose on the turnbuckles with a ruckus crowd cheering them on!!!.
Backstage:
Mean Gene with Samoa Joe. Joe says Cena stole his belt, but that doesn't make Cena a bad ass. That just means John Cena is a straight bitch. Joe says "just like snitches, bitches get stitches!" Joe adds, "Tonight John, the saying will hold very true that JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH - John Cena vs Samoa Joe (c)
Punk attacks Abyss on the floor, and Bryan pairs off with Kane. Bryan fires Kane into the casket and delivers a knee. Bryan goes to dump Kane into the casket, but Kane fires back with a cookie sheet. In the ring Abyss chokes Punk down. Bryan dives off the apron, but misses flying into the casket. Abyss fires Punk into the railing, and Kane whips him into Abyss who backdrops him into the casket. Kane gives Bryan a Russian Legsweep into the casket. The Resident Evil slam the lid of the casket into both Bryan and Punk, and they fire Bryan into the casket. Abyss delivers a few chops to Punk and throws him into the casket. They go to shut the lids, but Bryan comes up and locks in the YES LOCK to Kane. Abyss gets away and delivers a cookie sheet to the head of Bryan to break the hold on Kane. Punk gets a hold of a cookie sheet and fights back as Kane ends up back in the ring. Bryan and Punk both deliver neckbreakers, and Abyss goes to the floor. Bryan comes off the apron with a cookie sheet to Abyss. Bryan throws a pipe into the ring, and finds a ladder into the ring. They both set up the ladder, and Bryan climbs but Kane comes in with a low blow to Punk. Abyss goes up after Bryan, while Kane delivers a shot with the sheet to Punk which knocks both guys off the ladder and into the casket. Abyss gets rescued from the casket, and delivers a BLACKHOLE SLAM on Punk into the casket. The Resident Evil fight with Bryan down the aisle and they head to the locker room leaving Punk at ringside in the casket. Back in the locker room Bryan gets thrown into a Thanksgiving food cart, and the Resident Evil whip him into a Powerade cooler. They drag Bryan out of the locker room and into a loading dock area. Bryan comes back with a chair shot for both guys, and delivers a double arm DDT to Abyss on the concrete floor. Punk has come back and is driving the forklift as Kane and Abyss get thrown on the pallet. Punk drives the forklift over to a double casket in the back and they dump The Resident Evil in the casket and close the lid. Bell rings and your winners, NEW WWA Tag Team Champions, CM Punk and Daniel Bryan!! Punk and Bryan return to the ring to collect the belts and pose on the turnbuckles with a ruckus crowd cheering them on!!!.
Backstage:
Mean Gene with Samoa Joe. Joe says Cena stole his belt, but that doesn't make Cena a bad ass. That just means John Cena is a straight bitch. Joe says "just like snitches, bitches get stitches!" Joe adds, "Tonight John, the saying will hold very true that JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH - John Cena vs Samoa Joe (c)
Joe comes out to a HUGE ovation!!! Cena is introduced and comes through the crowd as he is greeted with boos. Cena SLAPS Joe and then throws fist bombs. Joe comes back but Cena covers up, so Joe goes to the ribs. Kick sends Cena out, and Joe does his thang outside. Cena spits in Joe’s face and then his whip is reversed to the barricade. Cena gets rammed into the post. Joe breaks the ref count briefly and then punches away, and hits his an apron legdrop. Rabbit punch. Kick to the face. Cover gets 2. Keylock applied. Cena tries fighting back, but he gets tossed. Enziguri, and then German suplex with a bridge gets 2. As he gets Cena up, Cena falls out of the Muscle Busta attempt and goes KICK WHAM DDT. Cena unties the turnbuckle and chokes away. The pad isn’t completely off, so Joe can come back and he punches away and hits the corner lariat. Cena is so sneaky sneaky that he takes it off behind his back in the corner so Joe doesn’t see, and BOOM, Joe eats metal. The ribs are hurting and Cena tackles him outside. Joe comes back with uppercuts, but Cena pulls him up and knees him in the ribs, sending him to the barricade. Cena crashes Joe to the metal in the barricade, ribs first. Joe=Ken Shamrock. INTERNAL BLEEDING!!! Cena punts the ribs, and then goes back to them when Joe tries coming back. Shoulders in the corner. Joe comes back and Cena ducks the Big Boot, but eats a GOOD lariat. Nice, solid shot. Cena goes back to the ribs, but then Joe gets the Dragon Sleeper. Cena’s by the ropes. Cena spinebuster gets 2. He knees the ribs again, and gets 2. Slugfest, won by Joe, and then he shows good psychology by hitting a lariat with not as much behind it. Normally, he’d fly in the air, but that time, he couldn’t. That gets 2. Joe goes for a Tombstone-style piledriver, but his ribs don’t agree, so Cena tries the Attitude Adjustment, but Joe falls out and he hits a Big Boot. Joe with the legdrop for 2. Joe punches Cena down and chokes him. Joe shoves the ref off and ref does down, so Cena uses a chain on Joe’s ribs. Cena hits the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!! No ref to count though. Cena picks up Joe and throws him into the turnbuckle. Cena yells "RESPECT ME!" with every punch in the corner. Joe has had enough and goes rapid fire with the chops!!! CENA escapes a powerbomb, and into the ankle lock with the grapevine. Joe gets the ropes, and CENA gets the charge, to the floor, uppercut drops Joe to the mat. He then gets a chair, the ref stops that, and CENA back in and to the 2nd rope and gets a right to Joe Back to the 2nd rope, Joe stops, him, dropkick by CENA, Joe no sells, pops up and levels CENA with a clothesline. Jabs from Joe, back splash connects for 2. CENA fights back and goes for Attitude Adjustment.. Joe fights out and EXPLODER from Joe! To the corner, sets CENA up top, Muscle Buster try, no, Joe up top with CENA, CENA fights back, rakes Joe's eyes and hot shots Joe off the top rope. CENA sets Joe up top, looks for and gets the 2nd ROPE AA for ONE, TWO, NOOO!! CENA does not approve of the count, goes to the floor, gets a chair, and the ref tries to stop him again. Joe up, and ELBOW SUICIDA wipes out CENA and the ref. Back into the ring and Joe has CENA, to the corner, and here comes…. JACK EVANS!!! Evans has a night stick but Joe takes him on and MUSCLE BUSTA to Evans!!! Cena grabs the nightstick and takes out Joe's knee. He beats him down now, and drives it to the throat. He then chokes out Joe with it. Evans gets back up and lays the boots to Joe as the crowd chants for Joe. Evans revives the ref and then bails out through the crowd. Cena locks in the Coquina Clutch-like rear choke hold, and the ref checks Joe. Ref lifts Joe’s arms and the arms drop three times!!! Joe is out!!!! Ref calls for the bell and the NEW International Heavyweight Champ is John Cena. Crowd boos heavily as Cena smirks, grabs the belt and exits through the crowd. Cena is getting pushed and shoved by the fans as he is making his way through this hostile crowd. The boos continue to rain down as medics tend to Joe in the ring.
Backstage:
Paul Heyman is in the room shitting bricks and going crazy about The Resident Evil getting thrown in the casket and losing the WWA Tag Titles. Brock says it's his time now and it's about the WWA Championship. He tells Heyman that no one is as great as him and "The Great One" will find out tonight.
In another location, Mean Gene is with The Rock. The Rock talks about the moment of truth and coming back just to beat Brock Lesnar. Rock says he's heard the criticisms about returning from Hollywood and not deserving the top spot versus Lesnar. Rock says tonight, it's no gimmicks, especially with The Resident Evil taken out, it will be just man to man. If Ya smellllllllaaa what The Rock is cooking!!!"
WWA CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN EVENT MATCH - The Rock vs Brock Lesnar (c)
Backstage:
Paul Heyman is in the room shitting bricks and going crazy about The Resident Evil getting thrown in the casket and losing the WWA Tag Titles. Brock says it's his time now and it's about the WWA Championship. He tells Heyman that no one is as great as him and "The Great One" will find out tonight.
In another location, Mean Gene is with The Rock. The Rock talks about the moment of truth and coming back just to beat Brock Lesnar. Rock says he's heard the criticisms about returning from Hollywood and not deserving the top spot versus Lesnar. Rock says tonight, it's no gimmicks, especially with The Resident Evil taken out, it will be just man to man. If Ya smellllllllaaa what The Rock is cooking!!!"
WWA CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN EVENT MATCH - The Rock vs Brock Lesnar (c)
Rock sprints to the ring and lays the SmackDown, but Brock catches him and launches him with a belly-to-belly for 2. Combination rib-breakers from Lesnar gets him two more. Brock takes Rock to the corner and drives a shoulder into the ring. Brock kicks Rock to the floor where Paul Heyman punts The Rock in the ribs. Lesnar clotheslines Rock into the front row, and then press slams him onto the guardrail. Back in the ring and Lesnar gets another overhead throw for 2. Rock comes back with rights but gets tripped by Heyman! Lesnar drops a couple of elbows and then stomps away at The Rock again. Lesnar chokes The Rock behind the referee’s back. Rock comes back with more rights to boot, telegraphs Lesnar but gets caught with a snap powerslam for 2. Big “Let's Go Rocky” chants now. Shoulder thrusts by Lesnar in the corner now. He misses a charge though and goes shoulder-first into the post. Rock hits a side supplex but can’t recover to get a cover as the fans get on Rock’s back again. Both men kip up at the same time! Slugging it out now, Lesnar only staggers off a couple of clotheslines, but a third knocks him down. DDT! That gets 2 for The Rock. Sharpshooter attempt, but Heyman is up on the apron, so Rock drills him with a right. Rock gets a leg drag and now locks in the sharpshooter! “Rocky! Rocky! Rocky” chants! The referee gets distracted by Heyman, so Rock brings him into the ring. Rock Bottom try, but Lesnar breaks that up. Lesnar grabs a chair Heyman brought into the ring and hits Rock with it in the ribs! Lesnar applies a bear hug. Rock fights back with rights but Lesnar takes him over with a suplex and maintains the bear hug. The referee drops Rock’s arm once…twice…thr-NO! Rock comes back as the crowd heavily cheers him on. Rock gets to his feet and fights out of the bear hug. Rock with rights sends Lesnar to his knees. Heyman distracts the referee again so Rock goes low on Lesnar! Lesnar drives him right back into the corner though and hits a charge into the ribs. He goes for another one but The Rock explodes with a clothesline and lays the smackDown on Lesnar, sending him to the floor. The Rock plays to The People as they cheer him on. Rock strips down the announce table, catches Heyman trying to get involved and slams him on the table. Clothesline to Lesnar now, and then he catapults Lesnar right into the ring post! Rock takes Heyman onto the table… ROCK BOTTOM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Back in, Rock sets for the Rock Bottom on Lesnar… and Rock hits it! One…two…thr-NO! Rock talks trash to the ref for a while and gets caught by a BROCK BOTTOM! One…two…thr-NO! Both men only just beat the referee’s count and get to their feet… Brock shoots him off, but Rock reverses the whip and hits the SPINEBUSTER! Elbow pad off… Brock pops up and hits the clothesline! F5-NO! Rock lands on his feet, goes for the Rock Bottom, Brock elbows out, misses a clothesline, Rock goes for the Rock Bottom again, Lesnar spins out and hits the F-5!!!!!!!!! ONE, TWO, THREE and Brock Lesnar sends The Rock packing back to Hollywood! Brock grabs the belt and checks on Paul Heyman as a dejected Rock looks on. Brock lifts his belt high in the air and celebrates.
Bischoff: So there ya have it folks! Brock Lesnar is still WWA's Top Dog!!! However, from what we have seen tonight, there is plenty competition and challengers who are up for the task.
JR: What's gonna happen next? Well stay tuned!!! Thanks for joining us folks and Happy Thanksgiving!
Bischoff: So there ya have it folks! Brock Lesnar is still WWA's Top Dog!!! However, from what we have seen tonight, there is plenty competition and challengers who are up for the task.
JR: What's gonna happen next? Well stay tuned!!! Thanks for joining us folks and Happy Thanksgiving!