Episode #2
Bischoff: The biggest stars in professional wrestling are here as we welcome you to the WWA!!!!
JR: Tonight Steve Austin speaks on the fate of the WWA championship after last episode’s controversy and folks the Dangerous Alliance is here tonight.
The Dangerous Alliance is seen all making their way into the building. ~Cult of Personality~ plays and out comes CM Punk to the ring alone. CM Punk says he heard Samoa Joe was looking for him and Samoa Joe’s gonna kill him and take his title and Samoa Joe is gonna go through all of the Dangerous Alliance to do it. Truth is, CM Punk doesn’t hide behind the Dangerous Alliance and there’s a reason why he is “the best in the world”, as well as being the International Heavyweight Champion. He came out here to tell Joe to his face that he is not afraid of him, any time or any place so Joe come on out!!!!!! Music hits and out comes…AJ STYLES!!! A.J. announces Joe’s not here tonight, but he’ll take him up on the offer for a title shot. Punk agrees and the main event of the evening is set.
Backstage, we see an Executive Suite set up by Paul Heyman for his Dangerous Alliance. Heyman tells Brock Lesnar to hang tight as he escorts Edge and Batista to the ring for their match.
Match #1: Edge & Batista © vs. “Super Mex” Hernandez & Chavo Guerrero for WWA Tag Team Titles
We start off with Chavo being tossed around the ring like crazy by Batista, who then sends him to the ropes and catches him with a huge spine buster. Tag to Edge who comes in and works over Chavo’s ribs and back. Edge sets up for a spear early, but Chavo side-steps him, sending Edge crashing into the turnbuckle. Tag to Hernandez who picks up Edge and smashes him with a huge power slam and pin attempt. Batista dropped a huge leg on Hernandez’s head to save things. Hernandez hit Edge with heavy right hands and hit a big avalanche in the corner before attempting a Border Toss, but Edge slipped out and blind- tagged in Batista. Hernandez went after Edge and hit the BORDER TOSS on Edge, but turned around into a SPINE BUSTER by Batista. Batista picks him up for the BATISTA BOMB!!! ONE, TWO, THREE! Your WINNERS are Edge and Batista. Paul Heyman celebrates in the ring with his Dangerous Alliance.
Backstage, someone knocks at the door of the suite. Lesnar opens the door and is greeted by a man offering suite service. The man pulls out a fire extinguisher and starts spraying it in Lesnar’s face, blinding Brock. The man takes a tray and smashes it over Lesnar’s head, followed by a glass bottle and cracks it over Brock’s skull. Lesnar is laid out on the floor of the suite and the man turns around to reveal he is …JEFF HARDY.
Bischoff: It’s safe to say Jeff Hardy hasn’t forgotten about Super Card!
JR: Oh my!!! Now payback’s a bitch ain’t it???
Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out to the ring, followed by WWA Champion Kurt Angle, Sheamus and then John Cena. Stone Cold and announces that Hulk Hogan declined to join them in the ring. Stone Cold says that Hulk Hogan was in charge of the triple threat match last week so his ruling stands that while Sheamus and Cena both made Angle tap, Kurt Angle is still the WWA champion. John Cena grabs a mic and says in two straight matches, Hulk Hogan has screwed him out of winning the WWA championship and they were no mistakes. John Cena says professional jealousy can run real deep. He says Hogan was a name synonymous with saying your prayers, eating your vitamins and believing in yourself, until he ran into John Cena who put smiles on kids’ faces, made wishes come true and supported the troops just as much as Hogan ever had. The Hogan name is now synonymous with hate, envy, and jealousy. Cena says the Hogan name is now a disgrace. He says Hogan can run, but he can’t hide cuz’ Cenation is coming after him!!!! Stone Cold announces that Cena will face Sheamus tonight and the winner gets one more shot at the WWA Champion in a stipulation of their own choosing next week.
Match #2: John Cena vs. Sheamus for one more WWA title shot
The two circled it up and locked horns. They broke in the corner and Sheamus hot dogged some. Cena grabbed a go behind and Sheamus grabbed the ropes. Cena decked the champion with a right hand and hit a bulldog. He followed up in the corner only to eat a back elbow and a big lariat. Sheamus backed Cena up and began pounding on him in the corner. Sheamus had a whip reversed before Cena hit a vertical suplex. Cena whipped Sheamus only to eat a lariat. Sheamus loaded up a vertical suplex for a pin fall but Cena kicked out. Sheamus hit a big right hand and an explosive Irish whip for another two count.
Sheamus pursued Cena to the ring apron and began stomping on Cena's throat and hit a great running knee that sent Cena to the outside. Cena caught Sheamus on the way back in and went for a quick FU, only for Sheamus to easily counter it and hit DDT and a power slam for a near fall. Sheamus kept up the pressure, slamming Cena into the ring steps. They came back into the ring where Cena caught Sheamus in an STFU attempt, only for Sheamus to break the hold. They two rolled out of the ring only for Sheamus to connect with the BROUGE KICK and KO Cena. Sheamus rolled back into the ring to wait for Cena to get back in the ring only for THE RESIDENT EVIL to come out start attacking both men. Ref calls for the bell as random violence ensues. DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM to Sheamus, followed by one for Cena. Kane and Abyss pose and psycho music plays.
Bischoff: Is there no hope for an end to the random violence?
JR: I don’t believe so, Eric. They are and may always be, WWA’s “resident evil!!!”
Main Event: CM Punk © vs. A.J. Styles for the International Heavyweight Championship
Punk & AJ lockup with the two brawling into the corner. They release clean but AJ shoves Punk at the end. They lockup again and this time AJ gets Punk in a side headlock but Punk shoves him into the ropes. Punk goes for a backdrop but AJ flips over him and then catches Punk with a Japanese Armdrag and then goes back to the headlock. Punk shoves AJ into the ropes again and this time he drops down and AJ leaps over him. As AJ bounces off the ropes again Punk goes for a leapfrog but AJ stops and they collide into each other. Punk falls through the ropes and tries to get his thoughts situated before returning to the ring. They lockup again and this time AJ gets Punk in a wristlock, but Punk counters by rolling through into a Fireman’s Carry Takeover. Punk locks in an armbar but AJ counters into a headscissors. Punk does a headstand to get out of the hold and then goes for a Basement Dropkick but AJ rolls out of the way and then hits the ropes again. Punk leapfrogs AJ but AJ stops and as Punk lands AJ quickly goes for the Calf Killa! Punk counters into a front roll and sets up for the Anaconda Vice. AJ blocks it and they stare each other down as Punk rolls away. Punk gets AJ in a side headlock but AJ reverses it into a waist-lock. Punk reverses right back and catches AJ with a rollup! 1…2…NO!!! AJ kicks out and sends Punk flying through the ropes to the floor. AJ comes flying through with his dropkick through the ropes but Punk moves out of the way and then quickly climbs to the top and dives off with the Savage Diving Axe Handle on the floor! Punk tosses AJ back in the ring and climbs up top and nails the Savage ELBOW DROP…one , two…nooooo…. Punk gets him up but AJ fights out of the GTS and nails a Pele kick…one, two..noooo!!!! Both men are down as the Paul Heyman makes his way out with Edge, Batista, and Brock Lesnar. AJ makes it to his feet and is shocked by his ringside guests. Punk spins AJ around, gets him up in the air an HITS THE GTS!!!! ONE, TWO…THREE!!!! Your WINNER and still champion is CM PUNK!
The Dangerous Alliance get in the ring, surrounding AJ Styles, and celebrate with Punk. A bleeding and busted up FURIOUS Brock Lesnar stands out in the group. Heyman says the alliance is made up of real men and champions and a beast incarnate. Brock says he’s the recognized number one contender for the WWA championship, but he has sat back and watched as Cena and Sheamus get shots at the title. He says it’s okay because he will just go take what is his whenever he is ready. He says the beast isn’t ready yet because he wants an appetizer first. He says what Jeff Hardy did tonight, just made this beast angrier and hungrier. Brock says he now must feast on Jeff Hardy’s mangled body and broken bones before he asserts his #1 contender status. Brock says tonight we saw the men, the champions of the Dangerous Alliance. Next week he is coming to fight and we will see the beast incarnate, the war machine wreak havoc and create carnage!!!! Brock grabs AJ Styles by the neck, gets him up and delivers a F-5 OVER THE ROPES AND UNTO THE STEEL STEPS OUTSIDE THE RING!!!! Lesnar’s music plays.
JR: By God!!! Good Lord!!!!
Bischoff: Ladies and gentlemen, I fear “Here Comes the Pain” like never before NEXT WEEK!!!!
Bischoff: The biggest stars in professional wrestling are here as we welcome you to the WWA!!!!
JR: Tonight Steve Austin speaks on the fate of the WWA championship after last episode’s controversy and folks the Dangerous Alliance is here tonight.
The Dangerous Alliance is seen all making their way into the building. ~Cult of Personality~ plays and out comes CM Punk to the ring alone. CM Punk says he heard Samoa Joe was looking for him and Samoa Joe’s gonna kill him and take his title and Samoa Joe is gonna go through all of the Dangerous Alliance to do it. Truth is, CM Punk doesn’t hide behind the Dangerous Alliance and there’s a reason why he is “the best in the world”, as well as being the International Heavyweight Champion. He came out here to tell Joe to his face that he is not afraid of him, any time or any place so Joe come on out!!!!!! Music hits and out comes…AJ STYLES!!! A.J. announces Joe’s not here tonight, but he’ll take him up on the offer for a title shot. Punk agrees and the main event of the evening is set.
Backstage, we see an Executive Suite set up by Paul Heyman for his Dangerous Alliance. Heyman tells Brock Lesnar to hang tight as he escorts Edge and Batista to the ring for their match.
Match #1: Edge & Batista © vs. “Super Mex” Hernandez & Chavo Guerrero for WWA Tag Team Titles
We start off with Chavo being tossed around the ring like crazy by Batista, who then sends him to the ropes and catches him with a huge spine buster. Tag to Edge who comes in and works over Chavo’s ribs and back. Edge sets up for a spear early, but Chavo side-steps him, sending Edge crashing into the turnbuckle. Tag to Hernandez who picks up Edge and smashes him with a huge power slam and pin attempt. Batista dropped a huge leg on Hernandez’s head to save things. Hernandez hit Edge with heavy right hands and hit a big avalanche in the corner before attempting a Border Toss, but Edge slipped out and blind- tagged in Batista. Hernandez went after Edge and hit the BORDER TOSS on Edge, but turned around into a SPINE BUSTER by Batista. Batista picks him up for the BATISTA BOMB!!! ONE, TWO, THREE! Your WINNERS are Edge and Batista. Paul Heyman celebrates in the ring with his Dangerous Alliance.
Backstage, someone knocks at the door of the suite. Lesnar opens the door and is greeted by a man offering suite service. The man pulls out a fire extinguisher and starts spraying it in Lesnar’s face, blinding Brock. The man takes a tray and smashes it over Lesnar’s head, followed by a glass bottle and cracks it over Brock’s skull. Lesnar is laid out on the floor of the suite and the man turns around to reveal he is …JEFF HARDY.
Bischoff: It’s safe to say Jeff Hardy hasn’t forgotten about Super Card!
JR: Oh my!!! Now payback’s a bitch ain’t it???
Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out to the ring, followed by WWA Champion Kurt Angle, Sheamus and then John Cena. Stone Cold and announces that Hulk Hogan declined to join them in the ring. Stone Cold says that Hulk Hogan was in charge of the triple threat match last week so his ruling stands that while Sheamus and Cena both made Angle tap, Kurt Angle is still the WWA champion. John Cena grabs a mic and says in two straight matches, Hulk Hogan has screwed him out of winning the WWA championship and they were no mistakes. John Cena says professional jealousy can run real deep. He says Hogan was a name synonymous with saying your prayers, eating your vitamins and believing in yourself, until he ran into John Cena who put smiles on kids’ faces, made wishes come true and supported the troops just as much as Hogan ever had. The Hogan name is now synonymous with hate, envy, and jealousy. Cena says the Hogan name is now a disgrace. He says Hogan can run, but he can’t hide cuz’ Cenation is coming after him!!!! Stone Cold announces that Cena will face Sheamus tonight and the winner gets one more shot at the WWA Champion in a stipulation of their own choosing next week.
Match #2: John Cena vs. Sheamus for one more WWA title shot
The two circled it up and locked horns. They broke in the corner and Sheamus hot dogged some. Cena grabbed a go behind and Sheamus grabbed the ropes. Cena decked the champion with a right hand and hit a bulldog. He followed up in the corner only to eat a back elbow and a big lariat. Sheamus backed Cena up and began pounding on him in the corner. Sheamus had a whip reversed before Cena hit a vertical suplex. Cena whipped Sheamus only to eat a lariat. Sheamus loaded up a vertical suplex for a pin fall but Cena kicked out. Sheamus hit a big right hand and an explosive Irish whip for another two count.
Sheamus pursued Cena to the ring apron and began stomping on Cena's throat and hit a great running knee that sent Cena to the outside. Cena caught Sheamus on the way back in and went for a quick FU, only for Sheamus to easily counter it and hit DDT and a power slam for a near fall. Sheamus kept up the pressure, slamming Cena into the ring steps. They came back into the ring where Cena caught Sheamus in an STFU attempt, only for Sheamus to break the hold. They two rolled out of the ring only for Sheamus to connect with the BROUGE KICK and KO Cena. Sheamus rolled back into the ring to wait for Cena to get back in the ring only for THE RESIDENT EVIL to come out start attacking both men. Ref calls for the bell as random violence ensues. DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM to Sheamus, followed by one for Cena. Kane and Abyss pose and psycho music plays.
Bischoff: Is there no hope for an end to the random violence?
JR: I don’t believe so, Eric. They are and may always be, WWA’s “resident evil!!!”
Main Event: CM Punk © vs. A.J. Styles for the International Heavyweight Championship
Punk & AJ lockup with the two brawling into the corner. They release clean but AJ shoves Punk at the end. They lockup again and this time AJ gets Punk in a side headlock but Punk shoves him into the ropes. Punk goes for a backdrop but AJ flips over him and then catches Punk with a Japanese Armdrag and then goes back to the headlock. Punk shoves AJ into the ropes again and this time he drops down and AJ leaps over him. As AJ bounces off the ropes again Punk goes for a leapfrog but AJ stops and they collide into each other. Punk falls through the ropes and tries to get his thoughts situated before returning to the ring. They lockup again and this time AJ gets Punk in a wristlock, but Punk counters by rolling through into a Fireman’s Carry Takeover. Punk locks in an armbar but AJ counters into a headscissors. Punk does a headstand to get out of the hold and then goes for a Basement Dropkick but AJ rolls out of the way and then hits the ropes again. Punk leapfrogs AJ but AJ stops and as Punk lands AJ quickly goes for the Calf Killa! Punk counters into a front roll and sets up for the Anaconda Vice. AJ blocks it and they stare each other down as Punk rolls away. Punk gets AJ in a side headlock but AJ reverses it into a waist-lock. Punk reverses right back and catches AJ with a rollup! 1…2…NO!!! AJ kicks out and sends Punk flying through the ropes to the floor. AJ comes flying through with his dropkick through the ropes but Punk moves out of the way and then quickly climbs to the top and dives off with the Savage Diving Axe Handle on the floor! Punk tosses AJ back in the ring and climbs up top and nails the Savage ELBOW DROP…one , two…nooooo…. Punk gets him up but AJ fights out of the GTS and nails a Pele kick…one, two..noooo!!!! Both men are down as the Paul Heyman makes his way out with Edge, Batista, and Brock Lesnar. AJ makes it to his feet and is shocked by his ringside guests. Punk spins AJ around, gets him up in the air an HITS THE GTS!!!! ONE, TWO…THREE!!!! Your WINNER and still champion is CM PUNK!
The Dangerous Alliance get in the ring, surrounding AJ Styles, and celebrate with Punk. A bleeding and busted up FURIOUS Brock Lesnar stands out in the group. Heyman says the alliance is made up of real men and champions and a beast incarnate. Brock says he’s the recognized number one contender for the WWA championship, but he has sat back and watched as Cena and Sheamus get shots at the title. He says it’s okay because he will just go take what is his whenever he is ready. He says the beast isn’t ready yet because he wants an appetizer first. He says what Jeff Hardy did tonight, just made this beast angrier and hungrier. Brock says he now must feast on Jeff Hardy’s mangled body and broken bones before he asserts his #1 contender status. Brock says tonight we saw the men, the champions of the Dangerous Alliance. Next week he is coming to fight and we will see the beast incarnate, the war machine wreak havoc and create carnage!!!! Brock grabs AJ Styles by the neck, gets him up and delivers a F-5 OVER THE ROPES AND UNTO THE STEEL STEPS OUTSIDE THE RING!!!! Lesnar’s music plays.
JR: By God!!! Good Lord!!!!
Bischoff: Ladies and gentlemen, I fear “Here Comes the Pain” like never before NEXT WEEK!!!!