Episode #4
JR: The biggest names in wrestling are here…This is THE WWA.
Bischoff: Following the massacre last week that was Jeff Hardy versus Brock Lesnar, tonight Samoa Joe gets his hands on a member of the Dangerous Alliance. Will it be Brock Lesnar?
JR: And tonight, John Cena and Sheamus challenge The Resident Evil for the US Tag Team championships. Plus Daniel Bryan versus Kurt Angle is our Main Event of the evening!!!!
US tag team championship: John Cena and Sheamus vs. Abyss and Kane ©
Kane and Cena to begin. Lock up and a headlock by Cena, off the ropes and a takedown on Kane. A leapfrog and then dropkick by Cena. Abyss head butts Cena and tags in. Shhhhhhhh…CHOP to Cena. Again and Abyss lights him up. Head butt again, slam and then Abyss steps on him. Rake of the eyes and Sheamus is tagged in. Sheamus tries a wristlock, Abyss just picks him up and crotches him on the ropes. He shakes the ropes and then kicks Cena down. Press slam on Cena by Abyss. Press slam on Sheamus onto Cena who was on the floor. Kane up top…FLYING CLOTHESLINE to the floor by Kane! Abyss grabs Sheamus by the fro and pulls him back into the ring. Sheamus nails Abyss and trips him into the corner that was exposed and they flapjack Abyss and get a close 2 count. They try a double suplex, but Abyss suplexes them. Tag to Kane and he starts to clean house. High backdrop to Sheamus. Slam to Cena. Corner mount on Sheamus by Kane, then the corner splash to Cena. Side slam on Sheamus. Kane goes up top…misses the clothesline and ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT from outta nowhere! Abyss kicks Cena and breaks it up. Sheamus takes out Abyss with the BROUGE KICK. Abyss rolls down on the floor. They double-team Kane and WHITE NOISE by Sheamus. Cena off the ropes and nails FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE. 1…2…CHAIR SHOT by Abyss who breaks up the pin and causes DQ. CHAIRSHOTS to Cena and Sheamus again for good measure. Your winners by DQ are Cena and Sheamus but the Resident Evil retain the belts.
Bischoff: Another “golden” opportunity missed by Sheamus and Cena. Pun intended.
Backstage
Mean Gene is with Paul Heyman who says he is here with only two members of the Dangerous Alliance but Joe has no idea what or rather who’s gonna hit him. Gene says the match is next, so Heyman calls someone on the cell phone and tells them, “It’s time to go get Samoa Joe!”
Samoa Joe vs. Batista
Batista hits the ring running and it's a heated brawl as the bell rings. Joe focuses on Batista's leg with a series of dragon screw legwhips and the crowd begins chanting "Joe's gonna kill you!" Joe continues the leg work on the mat and Batista tries to counter with a cross armbar. T-Bone suplex from Batista and he follows it with a big double arm DDT. Big German suplex and a lariat from Joe gets two. Powerbomb from Joe and he transitions right into a single-leg crab, going back to the leg work. Back on their feet a slapfest ensues until Batista hits Joe with a spear. Stiff slaps from Joe again and he tries for the Muscle Buster, but Batista evades it. Joe tries to apply the Coquina Clutch but Batista evades again and Joe turns around right into the Spine Buster from Batista, which gets him a near fall. Batista gives the thumbs down signal, shakes the ropes, and prepares for the Batista Bomb. He picks up and sets for the Batista Bomb, only for Joe to reverse it into a COQUINA CLUTCH!!!! Batista taps out!!!! Your Winner is SAMOA JOE!!!
CM Punk rushes the ring immediately and drives Joe into the turnbuckle. He runs and connects with the Knee In the Corner-and Running Bulldog Combo move set. Joe is down as Punk signals for GTS. He picks up Joe for it but Joe fights out and counters with a MUSCLE BUSTER!!! Joe grabs a mic and speaks. Joe says Punk’s days as champ are numbered. Joe says he promised to go through every member of the Dangerous Alliance if he had to, just to get at Punk. Joe says he’s beaten down Edge and now Batista. Joe says this is what happens when Joe comes for you, “Joe’s gonna kill you!” Joe throws Punk out of the ring as the Dangerous Alliance surprisingly retreats. Crowd chants, “Joe! Joe! Joe!”
Backstage
Sherriff Stone Cold is in his office talking to his Deputy Bret Hart. Stone Cold says feuds are heating up in the WWA and he thinks it’s about time to set up another Super Card. Dolph Ziggler walks in and talks about getting jumped by Austin Aries and Bobby Roode last week. Ziggler says all he needs is a shot at the I.C. belt and he will surely “show off.” Cena and Sheamus also walk in and talk about beating the Resident Evil tonight, but no championship gold to show for it. Bret and Stone Cold look at each other and agree, “It’s time.”
Kurt Angle (WWA Champion) vs. Daniel Bryan (Pound For Pound Best Wrestler)
Bryan immediately takes Angle down and tries a YES Lock, but Angle bails. Back in, Bryan mule kicks him and escapes a sleeper with an armdrag, then legdrags him into another YES Lock attempt, but Angle makes the ropes before he can finish. Angle sends him into the post and pounds on him, and gets a suplex for two. They exchange chops and Bryan takes over. Boomerang clothesline and knee to the gut get two. More chops and he knees Angle down, but gets suplexed onto the top rope to stop the rally. He necksnaps Angle and drags him onto the apron, where they slug it out, and Bryan DDTs him onto the apron. Back in, Bryan gets two. He goes up, but misses the flying dropkick, and then counters an Angle Slam into a YES Lock. Angle makes the ropes. Backdrop suplex gets two. He walks into an overhead suplex from Angle (done with snap and force), however, and bails. Angle stomps him on the floor and they head back in, which Angle short-arms him for two. Angle hits the chinlock and they turn it into a mat sequence as Bryan armdrags out of it, but Angle snaps off another overhead suplex. Nasty backdrop suplex gets two, and Angle goes back to the chinlock. Bryan fights out again, and they collide with clotheslines for the double KO. Crowd Pops!!! Bryan fights back with clotheslines and gets a backdrop to set up a german suplex, but Angle reverses to his own, which Bryan then reverses to one more of his own. Bryan with a near fall. Bryan goes up, but Angle hits him with the Pop Up Superplex for two. Bryan counters the Angle Slam with the YES Lock, but Angle pulls himself to the ropes. Bryan hauls him off and gives him an anklelock, but that allows Angle to reverse to his own. Bryan counters again back to the YES Lock, but Angle rolls him over for two. Bryan snaps him right back into the YES Lock. Angle rolls through, but Bryan doesn’t release, and that proves to be a mistake as Angle hits him with the Angle Slam out of that. It gets two. Crowd pops again with chants of “This is Awesome!!!” >>>Suddenly the bell rings and it is announced that this match has reached it’s time limit already. Bryan and Angle are exhausted. Bryan extends his hands for a hand shake as both men rise their feet. Angle blows him off, grabs his WWA belt and heads up the ramp. The match is announced as a draw and Bryan’s music plays as he celebrates.
JR: Folks, we just saw the “Best Pound For Pound Wrestler” in the WWA just wrestled to a draw with our raining WWA Champion. Now if that doesn’t convince the Daniel Bryan doubters, then I don’t know what will.
Bischoff: What a dream match we just saw and this is what the WWA is all about! Please join us next week as we have been informed that Stone Cold will officially announce Super Card matches!!!
JR: The biggest names in wrestling are here…This is THE WWA.
Bischoff: Following the massacre last week that was Jeff Hardy versus Brock Lesnar, tonight Samoa Joe gets his hands on a member of the Dangerous Alliance. Will it be Brock Lesnar?
JR: And tonight, John Cena and Sheamus challenge The Resident Evil for the US Tag Team championships. Plus Daniel Bryan versus Kurt Angle is our Main Event of the evening!!!!
US tag team championship: John Cena and Sheamus vs. Abyss and Kane ©
Kane and Cena to begin. Lock up and a headlock by Cena, off the ropes and a takedown on Kane. A leapfrog and then dropkick by Cena. Abyss head butts Cena and tags in. Shhhhhhhh…CHOP to Cena. Again and Abyss lights him up. Head butt again, slam and then Abyss steps on him. Rake of the eyes and Sheamus is tagged in. Sheamus tries a wristlock, Abyss just picks him up and crotches him on the ropes. He shakes the ropes and then kicks Cena down. Press slam on Cena by Abyss. Press slam on Sheamus onto Cena who was on the floor. Kane up top…FLYING CLOTHESLINE to the floor by Kane! Abyss grabs Sheamus by the fro and pulls him back into the ring. Sheamus nails Abyss and trips him into the corner that was exposed and they flapjack Abyss and get a close 2 count. They try a double suplex, but Abyss suplexes them. Tag to Kane and he starts to clean house. High backdrop to Sheamus. Slam to Cena. Corner mount on Sheamus by Kane, then the corner splash to Cena. Side slam on Sheamus. Kane goes up top…misses the clothesline and ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT from outta nowhere! Abyss kicks Cena and breaks it up. Sheamus takes out Abyss with the BROUGE KICK. Abyss rolls down on the floor. They double-team Kane and WHITE NOISE by Sheamus. Cena off the ropes and nails FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE. 1…2…CHAIR SHOT by Abyss who breaks up the pin and causes DQ. CHAIRSHOTS to Cena and Sheamus again for good measure. Your winners by DQ are Cena and Sheamus but the Resident Evil retain the belts.
Bischoff: Another “golden” opportunity missed by Sheamus and Cena. Pun intended.
Backstage
Mean Gene is with Paul Heyman who says he is here with only two members of the Dangerous Alliance but Joe has no idea what or rather who’s gonna hit him. Gene says the match is next, so Heyman calls someone on the cell phone and tells them, “It’s time to go get Samoa Joe!”
Samoa Joe vs. Batista
Batista hits the ring running and it's a heated brawl as the bell rings. Joe focuses on Batista's leg with a series of dragon screw legwhips and the crowd begins chanting "Joe's gonna kill you!" Joe continues the leg work on the mat and Batista tries to counter with a cross armbar. T-Bone suplex from Batista and he follows it with a big double arm DDT. Big German suplex and a lariat from Joe gets two. Powerbomb from Joe and he transitions right into a single-leg crab, going back to the leg work. Back on their feet a slapfest ensues until Batista hits Joe with a spear. Stiff slaps from Joe again and he tries for the Muscle Buster, but Batista evades it. Joe tries to apply the Coquina Clutch but Batista evades again and Joe turns around right into the Spine Buster from Batista, which gets him a near fall. Batista gives the thumbs down signal, shakes the ropes, and prepares for the Batista Bomb. He picks up and sets for the Batista Bomb, only for Joe to reverse it into a COQUINA CLUTCH!!!! Batista taps out!!!! Your Winner is SAMOA JOE!!!
CM Punk rushes the ring immediately and drives Joe into the turnbuckle. He runs and connects with the Knee In the Corner-and Running Bulldog Combo move set. Joe is down as Punk signals for GTS. He picks up Joe for it but Joe fights out and counters with a MUSCLE BUSTER!!! Joe grabs a mic and speaks. Joe says Punk’s days as champ are numbered. Joe says he promised to go through every member of the Dangerous Alliance if he had to, just to get at Punk. Joe says he’s beaten down Edge and now Batista. Joe says this is what happens when Joe comes for you, “Joe’s gonna kill you!” Joe throws Punk out of the ring as the Dangerous Alliance surprisingly retreats. Crowd chants, “Joe! Joe! Joe!”
Backstage
Sherriff Stone Cold is in his office talking to his Deputy Bret Hart. Stone Cold says feuds are heating up in the WWA and he thinks it’s about time to set up another Super Card. Dolph Ziggler walks in and talks about getting jumped by Austin Aries and Bobby Roode last week. Ziggler says all he needs is a shot at the I.C. belt and he will surely “show off.” Cena and Sheamus also walk in and talk about beating the Resident Evil tonight, but no championship gold to show for it. Bret and Stone Cold look at each other and agree, “It’s time.”
Kurt Angle (WWA Champion) vs. Daniel Bryan (Pound For Pound Best Wrestler)
Bryan immediately takes Angle down and tries a YES Lock, but Angle bails. Back in, Bryan mule kicks him and escapes a sleeper with an armdrag, then legdrags him into another YES Lock attempt, but Angle makes the ropes before he can finish. Angle sends him into the post and pounds on him, and gets a suplex for two. They exchange chops and Bryan takes over. Boomerang clothesline and knee to the gut get two. More chops and he knees Angle down, but gets suplexed onto the top rope to stop the rally. He necksnaps Angle and drags him onto the apron, where they slug it out, and Bryan DDTs him onto the apron. Back in, Bryan gets two. He goes up, but misses the flying dropkick, and then counters an Angle Slam into a YES Lock. Angle makes the ropes. Backdrop suplex gets two. He walks into an overhead suplex from Angle (done with snap and force), however, and bails. Angle stomps him on the floor and they head back in, which Angle short-arms him for two. Angle hits the chinlock and they turn it into a mat sequence as Bryan armdrags out of it, but Angle snaps off another overhead suplex. Nasty backdrop suplex gets two, and Angle goes back to the chinlock. Bryan fights out again, and they collide with clotheslines for the double KO. Crowd Pops!!! Bryan fights back with clotheslines and gets a backdrop to set up a german suplex, but Angle reverses to his own, which Bryan then reverses to one more of his own. Bryan with a near fall. Bryan goes up, but Angle hits him with the Pop Up Superplex for two. Bryan counters the Angle Slam with the YES Lock, but Angle pulls himself to the ropes. Bryan hauls him off and gives him an anklelock, but that allows Angle to reverse to his own. Bryan counters again back to the YES Lock, but Angle rolls him over for two. Bryan snaps him right back into the YES Lock. Angle rolls through, but Bryan doesn’t release, and that proves to be a mistake as Angle hits him with the Angle Slam out of that. It gets two. Crowd pops again with chants of “This is Awesome!!!” >>>Suddenly the bell rings and it is announced that this match has reached it’s time limit already. Bryan and Angle are exhausted. Bryan extends his hands for a hand shake as both men rise their feet. Angle blows him off, grabs his WWA belt and heads up the ramp. The match is announced as a draw and Bryan’s music plays as he celebrates.
JR: Folks, we just saw the “Best Pound For Pound Wrestler” in the WWA just wrestled to a draw with our raining WWA Champion. Now if that doesn’t convince the Daniel Bryan doubters, then I don’t know what will.
Bischoff: What a dream match we just saw and this is what the WWA is all about! Please join us next week as we have been informed that Stone Cold will officially announce Super Card matches!!!