Episode #3
Bischoff: Welcome to where the big boys play…the WWA.
JR: Folks, tonight “here comes the pain” when Brock Lesnar faces Jeff Hardy.
Samoa Joe is backstage with Jeff Hardy and he tells Jeff that he is out to destroy CM Punk and will take that Int’l Heavyweight Title from Punk. Jeff says he doesn’t care about the title anymore right now. Jeff says he wants to tame that beast called Brock Lesnar. Last week he humiliated Brock and tonight he will finish the job in the ring. Joe and Jeff discuss what Brock did to AJ Styles last week, but Jeff says he is fearless!
Dolph Ziggler vs. Bobby Roode w/Austin Aries
They circle the ring and lock up. Roode quickly takes Ziggler down. Ziggler gets to his feet, and they circle the ring again. They lock up, and Roode applies a side headlock. Ziggler whips him off, and Roode shoulder blocks him down. Roode goes into the ropes and chops Ziggler down. Roode hits a suplex and kicks him. Ziggler kicks and punches away at him before avalanching him in the corner. Ziggler kicks him down in the corner before whipping him to the opposite corner. Ziggler runs into a boot, and Roode hits a missile dropkick for a two count. Roode chokes him on the ropes but the ref breaks it up. Roode backs off a bit, then runs at Ziggler who counters with the FAMOUSER for a near fall. Roode punches away at Ziggler, but he comes right back with a neckbreaker for a near fall. Ziggler applies a chin lock, and he does headstand to show off a bit. Ziggler transitions the headstand into a bridge for more leverage. Roode begins to fight up, but Ziggler kicks him in the midsection. Ziggler sends him into the ropes, and Roode takes him down with some shoulder tackles. Ziggler sends him to the apron, but Roode takes him down with a top rope double axe handle. Ziggler sidesteps a bulldog before hitting a DDT for a near fall. Ziggler sends him into the ropes, but Roode kicks him in the face. Roode then takes Ziggler down with a cross-body block for a near fall. Roode stomps him before hitting the ropes. Ziggler quickly takes him down with a dropkick for a near fall. Roode holds on to the ropes as Ziggler attempted a Zig-Zag, and he kicks him in the gut and nails the PAY OFF, but Ziggler kicks out at 2 ½ . Austin Aries rushes the ring and lays out Dolph Ziggler. Roode and Aries beat down Ziggler as the ref calls for a DQ. Aries poses with his I.C. belt.
Backstage
John Cena and Sheamus are in the office of Sherriff Steve Austin talking about how they were attacked last week by the Resident Evil in another random act of senseless violence. Neither man will get a last title shot at Kurt Angle as a result, but Austin books Cena and Sheamus versus Resident Evil for the United States Tag Team championship next week. Cena and Sheamus are up for the challenge. Cena badmouths Hulk Hogan some more, calling him a coward and he is looking for Hogan too.
^Commercial Break^
We return to the ring where Mean Gene Okerlund announces that the fans have voted for the “Best Pound For Pound Wrestler” award and the winner is …DANIEL BRYAN!!! “YES! YES! YES!” chants break out all over the arena as D. Bryan’s music plays and he comes to the ring. He thanks the fans and talks about them recognizing all his hard work. He says he’s always an underdog in fights but ….KURT ANGLE’S music plays and the WWA champ makes his way to the ring. Angle talks about winning gold medals and world championships while Bryan was still wrestling in High School gyms. Angle says he’s still the best because he is the WWA champ. Angle asks where has Bryan even been lately? Angle says while he was busy defending the WWA title against the likes of Cena and Sheamus in unfair triple threat matches, Bryan was somewhere hoping just to be featured in a WWA match. Angle says he would make Bryan tap in a heartbeat, so Bryan dares Angle to face the “Best Pound For Pound Wrestler” in the WWA. Angle promises to teach Bryan a lesson or two NEXT WEEK!
Backstage
A limo pulls up outside the building and out comes only Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar of the Dangerous Alliance. Brock is already in ring gear and headed to the ring.
Bischoff: and HERE COMES THE PAIN…NEXT!
^Commercial Break^
Brock Lesnar vs. Jeff Hardy
Brock is out first and looks amped up and turned up ready to destroy Hardy. Hardy comes out to his music and tears his shirt off as he runs to the ring at Brock. Hardy attacks and gets creamed. He regroups and goes aerial, but gets caught in mid-air, bench-pressed and launched into the turnbuckle. Brock pounds the shit out of him in the corner. Over-head belly-to-belly out of the corner. Another suplex, but Jeff is still moving, so a triple backbreaker follows. Jeff tries to pick himself up, but walks into the TKO. Brock screams at Hardy and calls for more punishment. Brock picks up Hardy and power bombs him. Brock waits and watches Hardy crawl in pain. Brock picks up Hardy again then DOUBLE POWERBOMBS him. Brock shakes his head and says he’s not done; Brock picks up Hardy for a SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! Brock covers for the pin…1…2…but he pulls up Hardy’s lifeless body because he ain’t done yet…He lifts Hardy up and NAILS THE F-5 just for fun and the ref stops this massacre right away......Your winner by stoppage is BROCK LESNAR!
Medics rush the ring and tend to Jeff Hardy as suddenly music hits and it’s … SAMOA JOE! He stands at the top of the ramp, points to the ring at Brock Lesnar and then does the cut throat signal.
JR: Oh my God!!! Has the “Samoan Killing Machine” has just called out “The god of War!!!???”
Bischoff: Welcome to where the big boys play…the WWA.
JR: Folks, tonight “here comes the pain” when Brock Lesnar faces Jeff Hardy.
Samoa Joe is backstage with Jeff Hardy and he tells Jeff that he is out to destroy CM Punk and will take that Int’l Heavyweight Title from Punk. Jeff says he doesn’t care about the title anymore right now. Jeff says he wants to tame that beast called Brock Lesnar. Last week he humiliated Brock and tonight he will finish the job in the ring. Joe and Jeff discuss what Brock did to AJ Styles last week, but Jeff says he is fearless!
Dolph Ziggler vs. Bobby Roode w/Austin Aries
They circle the ring and lock up. Roode quickly takes Ziggler down. Ziggler gets to his feet, and they circle the ring again. They lock up, and Roode applies a side headlock. Ziggler whips him off, and Roode shoulder blocks him down. Roode goes into the ropes and chops Ziggler down. Roode hits a suplex and kicks him. Ziggler kicks and punches away at him before avalanching him in the corner. Ziggler kicks him down in the corner before whipping him to the opposite corner. Ziggler runs into a boot, and Roode hits a missile dropkick for a two count. Roode chokes him on the ropes but the ref breaks it up. Roode backs off a bit, then runs at Ziggler who counters with the FAMOUSER for a near fall. Roode punches away at Ziggler, but he comes right back with a neckbreaker for a near fall. Ziggler applies a chin lock, and he does headstand to show off a bit. Ziggler transitions the headstand into a bridge for more leverage. Roode begins to fight up, but Ziggler kicks him in the midsection. Ziggler sends him into the ropes, and Roode takes him down with some shoulder tackles. Ziggler sends him to the apron, but Roode takes him down with a top rope double axe handle. Ziggler sidesteps a bulldog before hitting a DDT for a near fall. Ziggler sends him into the ropes, but Roode kicks him in the face. Roode then takes Ziggler down with a cross-body block for a near fall. Roode stomps him before hitting the ropes. Ziggler quickly takes him down with a dropkick for a near fall. Roode holds on to the ropes as Ziggler attempted a Zig-Zag, and he kicks him in the gut and nails the PAY OFF, but Ziggler kicks out at 2 ½ . Austin Aries rushes the ring and lays out Dolph Ziggler. Roode and Aries beat down Ziggler as the ref calls for a DQ. Aries poses with his I.C. belt.
Backstage
John Cena and Sheamus are in the office of Sherriff Steve Austin talking about how they were attacked last week by the Resident Evil in another random act of senseless violence. Neither man will get a last title shot at Kurt Angle as a result, but Austin books Cena and Sheamus versus Resident Evil for the United States Tag Team championship next week. Cena and Sheamus are up for the challenge. Cena badmouths Hulk Hogan some more, calling him a coward and he is looking for Hogan too.
^Commercial Break^
We return to the ring where Mean Gene Okerlund announces that the fans have voted for the “Best Pound For Pound Wrestler” award and the winner is …DANIEL BRYAN!!! “YES! YES! YES!” chants break out all over the arena as D. Bryan’s music plays and he comes to the ring. He thanks the fans and talks about them recognizing all his hard work. He says he’s always an underdog in fights but ….KURT ANGLE’S music plays and the WWA champ makes his way to the ring. Angle talks about winning gold medals and world championships while Bryan was still wrestling in High School gyms. Angle says he’s still the best because he is the WWA champ. Angle asks where has Bryan even been lately? Angle says while he was busy defending the WWA title against the likes of Cena and Sheamus in unfair triple threat matches, Bryan was somewhere hoping just to be featured in a WWA match. Angle says he would make Bryan tap in a heartbeat, so Bryan dares Angle to face the “Best Pound For Pound Wrestler” in the WWA. Angle promises to teach Bryan a lesson or two NEXT WEEK!
Backstage
A limo pulls up outside the building and out comes only Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar of the Dangerous Alliance. Brock is already in ring gear and headed to the ring.
Bischoff: and HERE COMES THE PAIN…NEXT!
^Commercial Break^
Brock Lesnar vs. Jeff Hardy
Brock is out first and looks amped up and turned up ready to destroy Hardy. Hardy comes out to his music and tears his shirt off as he runs to the ring at Brock. Hardy attacks and gets creamed. He regroups and goes aerial, but gets caught in mid-air, bench-pressed and launched into the turnbuckle. Brock pounds the shit out of him in the corner. Over-head belly-to-belly out of the corner. Another suplex, but Jeff is still moving, so a triple backbreaker follows. Jeff tries to pick himself up, but walks into the TKO. Brock screams at Hardy and calls for more punishment. Brock picks up Hardy and power bombs him. Brock waits and watches Hardy crawl in pain. Brock picks up Hardy again then DOUBLE POWERBOMBS him. Brock shakes his head and says he’s not done; Brock picks up Hardy for a SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! Brock covers for the pin…1…2…but he pulls up Hardy’s lifeless body because he ain’t done yet…He lifts Hardy up and NAILS THE F-5 just for fun and the ref stops this massacre right away......Your winner by stoppage is BROCK LESNAR!
Medics rush the ring and tend to Jeff Hardy as suddenly music hits and it’s … SAMOA JOE! He stands at the top of the ramp, points to the ring at Brock Lesnar and then does the cut throat signal.
JR: Oh my God!!! Has the “Samoan Killing Machine” has just called out “The god of War!!!???”