Episode #12:
ERIC BISCHOFF: Hot off the heels of Super Card 37, welcome again t where the big boys play!
JIM ROSS: Tonight the fall out of SC37 continues as a new WWA champion was crowned and The Resident Evil reigned supreme!
In-Ring:
Paul Heyman comes out and grabs a mic. Heyman says at SuperCard 37 it was the beginning of a new era. At Super Card it all came together. Heyman says now there is no more confusion because the Resident Evil is the dangerous alliance and the Dangerous Alliance is WWA’s resident evil. Heyman introduces the WWA and US Tag Team Champs, Kane and Abyss. The Resident Evil come out draped in gold title belts and talk cryptically about punishment and paying by blood at the gates of Hell. They say many more souls will be required for sacrifices. Heyman sinisterly nods in approval and then introduces the new WWA Champion, Brock Lesnar. Brock makes his way out and says he is the official top dog around here. Brock says the whole roster knows he is unbeatable and should have been champ a long time ago. Brock says “What you are looking at in this ring are strictly executioners of men, so you can continue the body count.” Heyman glowingly claps in approval but ….GLASS BREAKS!!!<music> and Stone Cold makes his way out. Stone Cold says congrats to Heyman but they have some unfinished business. Stone Cold says tonight Daniel Bryan and HBK are challenging any two of Heyman’s guys. Heyman shakes his head, laughs and agrees, saying “Like lambs led to the slaughter.” Heyman informs Stone Cold that he is headed up to the arena skybox with the champs until they fight later tonight. Stone Cold says the skybox is already occupied for the evening and Heyman wonders who else but the champs should be chilling in the skybox. Stone Cold tells Heyman to go and find out.
Backstage:
Dolph Ziggler and Big Show are shown taping their fists and talking about payback. Ziggler says now the numbers are even so let’s see what Roode and Aries are made of. Big Show says the Impact Players” are going to get hit with a “Weapon of Mass Destruction” and their world will be “Zig-Zagged.”
Match #1: Dolph Ziggler and Big Show vs. Austin Aries and Bobby Roode
Ziggler and Roode start the match. Ziggler drops Roode with an atomic drop and an uppercut. Ziggler goes for the cover, but Roode kicks out at one. Roode comes back and beats down Ziggler in the corner, but Ziggler comes back with an elbow shot and a jumping DDT. Ziggler goes for the cover, but Roode kicks out at two. Ziggler tags in Big Show, who takes Roode right backs down to the mat. Big Show goes for the cover, but Roode kicks out at two. Big Show kicks Roode in the midsection, but Roode gets away and tags in Aries. Zig-Show double-teams Aries and Ziggler goes for the cover, but Aries kicks out at two. Aries comes back and slams Ziggler down to the mat and then tosses him into the corner. Aries tags in Roode, who beats down Ziggler and then takes him down to the mat. On the outside, Big Show puts on a hard hat and headbutts Aries and Roode’s midsections. Zig-Show slam Aries and Roode into each other, but Roode sets Ziggler on a steel chair and delivers a dropkick that sends Ziggler to the floor. Ziggler comes back and delivers a FAME-ASSER to Roode ON THE RAMP. Zig-Show begins to double-team Aries. Big Show throws a piece of road construction at Aries and knocks him down to the floor. Back in the ring, Aries delivers a dropkick to Ziggler as Roode slams Big Show into the barricade on the outside. Ziggler comes back and delivers a series of right hands to Aries and then bites him in the corner. Zig-Show double-team Roode and Ziggler goes for the cover, but Roode kicks out at two. Roode comes back and tries a leg drop from the top rope, but Big Show pulls Ziggler out of the way and Zig-Show begins to double-team Roode. Roode slams Ziggler down to the mat and goes for the cover, but Ziggler kicks out at two. Roode goes to the top again, but Big Show takes him down with a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE. “Holy Shit” chants! Aries gets into the ring and takes Big Show down with a dropkick to the knee. Ziggler takes Aries down with the Zig-Zag from behind and Big Show lifts Aries and follows with a CHOKESLAM for the pin fall.
Arena Skybox
Heyman arrives at the Skybox and is greeted by THE ROCK!!! (Crowd goes nuts). Rock asks where Brock is and Heyman fumbles his words trying to answer. Rock asks what’s the matter and calls Heyman a jabroni. Rock makes fun of Heyman’s voice and accuses him of having a man-crush on Brock. Rock says SC37 took place in his hometown so he was actually watching up close and saw Brock win the WWA title. Rock thinks it’s funny that Lesnar said no one on the roster could beat him because as of tonight, The Rock is back on the WWA roster. Rock says he is back for one thing and one thing only, to go through the Beast and win the WWA title one more time…” If ya smelllllllllllll-a what the Rock…is…cooking!”
Sheamus vs. Samoa Joe– Tables match
Joe goes on the offensive with kicks and rights, and Sheamus reverses and hits several clubbing blows in the corner. He bounces Joe off the turnbuckle. Sheamus reverses an Irish whip, countered by Joe, and then Sheamus tosses Joe over the top rope. Joe runs Sheamus into the ring apron and goes for the first table. Sheamus runs him down and throws his head into the announce table. Sheamus sets up the table, goes for a powerslam, but Joe slips over and runs him into the ring post! Joe grabs him and rolls him into the ring. Stomps by Joe, and then knees on the apron, trying to knock him through the table with a big boot, but Sheamus manages to hang on to the rope. Joe goes for a suplex through the table, but Sheamus reverses to many clubbing blows to the chest. He hits a running forearm, but Joe clears the table. He knocks over the table, and Sheamus rolls him back into the ring. Sheamus brings a table to the ring, but Joe superkicks him! Joe slides the table into the ring, and then rolls Sheamus into the ring. He stomps Sheamus, and then sets up the table in the corner, presumably going for a slam through it. Sheamus counters and lands some Irish hammers. Powerslam by Sheamus! He lays out Joe on the table, goes up top, Joe off the table, climbs up the ropes, goes for a superplex. Sheamus clears the table and hits the Irish Curse Backbreaker! Sheamus sets up the table in the corner. Sheamus goes for the Irish Carbomb into the table, but John Cena is out though the crowd and distracts him! Joe tosses Sheamus into the table in the corner and it breaks! Joe wins!
Cena enters the ring staring down Joe. Sheamus finally gets back to his feet and is yelling at Cena, asking what that was about. Cena shrugs his shoulders and Sheamus charges at him, but Cena scoops him up and hits the Attitude Adjustment!! Samoa Joe gets in Cena’s face and a shoving match quickly escalates to trading blows. Cena reverses an Irish whip, holds unto the arm and catches Joe with the Attitude Adjustment. Cena grabs a mic and picks up the International Heavyweight belt, then simply says “The Champ is here!” Cena exits with the championship belt through the crowd to a mixed reaction.
Main Event Match: Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan vs. Kane and Abyss w/Paul Heyman
HBK dashes at Kane to try and get an early advantage. Kane isn't having any of that and sends him flying back across the ring. Tag to D. Bryan who eats a big boot. In comes Abyss off a quick tag. Bryan comes out on top of a punch exchange and gets to work with kicks and strikes. HBK comes in and they double team Abyss with some kicks. Bryan runs at Abyss but eats an uppercut. The Resident Evil work over Bryan in the corner before Kane officially tags in. Kane locks in a headlock variation similar to a nerve hold. Bryan tries to make it to his feet but Kane clubs him down. Bryan hits the ropes and gets some quick running strikes. He hits the ropes and hits a sick looking neck-breaker for TWO. Bryan delivers a sunset flip bomb and a sit-out dropkick for TWO again. Tag to HBK who nails a flying forearm and kips-up HBK misses Sweet Chin Music and eats a Lariat instead. Tag to Abyss who catapults HBK throat first into the bottom rope. Quick tag again and in comes Kane with a sweet looking back breaker. Kane and Abyss go for a double-team maneuver but HBK slips out and sends them into each other. HBK hits an Enziguri to change the pace. Hot tag to Bryan!!! Double dropkick to Kane and Abyss! Flying Clotheslines and drop-kicks for the heels! HBK hits an ax handle off the top. He goes for the Sweet Chin Music but Abyss dodges and hits a huge BLACK HOLE SLAM! ONE! TWO! NAHHHH. Bryan breaks it up. Things break down momentarily and Kane finds his way on the floor with Bryan. HBK hits SWEET VHIN MUSIC on Abyss! ONE! TWO! NOOOO!!! Kane breaks it up! All four men brawl for a minute and by time the legal men are left alone in the ring, HBK walks right into the huge BLACK HOLE SLAM from Abyss. ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!
Aftermath:
Paul Heyman enters the ring and handcuffs Bryan in a corner. Kane and Abyss hold HBK while Heyman screams and slaps HBK in the face. Heyman kicks HBK in the nuts and he goes down in pain. Kane sets up a table in the ring and Abyss spreads a bag of nails across the table. Bryan is screaming and pleading for them to stop but can’t fight out of the handcuffs. They lift HBK to sit on the top turnbuckle, grab him by the neck, and TOP ROPE DOUBLE CHOKESLAM UNTO THE NAILS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! Paramedics rush out but Kane sets off a pyro fire round the ring that holds off the paramedics. Kane, Abyss and Heyman pose in the ring as handcuffed Bryan can only watch on.
ERIC BISCHOFF: Hot off the heels of Super Card 37, welcome again t where the big boys play!
JIM ROSS: Tonight the fall out of SC37 continues as a new WWA champion was crowned and The Resident Evil reigned supreme!
In-Ring:
Paul Heyman comes out and grabs a mic. Heyman says at SuperCard 37 it was the beginning of a new era. At Super Card it all came together. Heyman says now there is no more confusion because the Resident Evil is the dangerous alliance and the Dangerous Alliance is WWA’s resident evil. Heyman introduces the WWA and US Tag Team Champs, Kane and Abyss. The Resident Evil come out draped in gold title belts and talk cryptically about punishment and paying by blood at the gates of Hell. They say many more souls will be required for sacrifices. Heyman sinisterly nods in approval and then introduces the new WWA Champion, Brock Lesnar. Brock makes his way out and says he is the official top dog around here. Brock says the whole roster knows he is unbeatable and should have been champ a long time ago. Brock says “What you are looking at in this ring are strictly executioners of men, so you can continue the body count.” Heyman glowingly claps in approval but ….GLASS BREAKS!!!<music> and Stone Cold makes his way out. Stone Cold says congrats to Heyman but they have some unfinished business. Stone Cold says tonight Daniel Bryan and HBK are challenging any two of Heyman’s guys. Heyman shakes his head, laughs and agrees, saying “Like lambs led to the slaughter.” Heyman informs Stone Cold that he is headed up to the arena skybox with the champs until they fight later tonight. Stone Cold says the skybox is already occupied for the evening and Heyman wonders who else but the champs should be chilling in the skybox. Stone Cold tells Heyman to go and find out.
Backstage:
Dolph Ziggler and Big Show are shown taping their fists and talking about payback. Ziggler says now the numbers are even so let’s see what Roode and Aries are made of. Big Show says the Impact Players” are going to get hit with a “Weapon of Mass Destruction” and their world will be “Zig-Zagged.”
Match #1: Dolph Ziggler and Big Show vs. Austin Aries and Bobby Roode
Ziggler and Roode start the match. Ziggler drops Roode with an atomic drop and an uppercut. Ziggler goes for the cover, but Roode kicks out at one. Roode comes back and beats down Ziggler in the corner, but Ziggler comes back with an elbow shot and a jumping DDT. Ziggler goes for the cover, but Roode kicks out at two. Ziggler tags in Big Show, who takes Roode right backs down to the mat. Big Show goes for the cover, but Roode kicks out at two. Big Show kicks Roode in the midsection, but Roode gets away and tags in Aries. Zig-Show double-teams Aries and Ziggler goes for the cover, but Aries kicks out at two. Aries comes back and slams Ziggler down to the mat and then tosses him into the corner. Aries tags in Roode, who beats down Ziggler and then takes him down to the mat. On the outside, Big Show puts on a hard hat and headbutts Aries and Roode’s midsections. Zig-Show slam Aries and Roode into each other, but Roode sets Ziggler on a steel chair and delivers a dropkick that sends Ziggler to the floor. Ziggler comes back and delivers a FAME-ASSER to Roode ON THE RAMP. Zig-Show begins to double-team Aries. Big Show throws a piece of road construction at Aries and knocks him down to the floor. Back in the ring, Aries delivers a dropkick to Ziggler as Roode slams Big Show into the barricade on the outside. Ziggler comes back and delivers a series of right hands to Aries and then bites him in the corner. Zig-Show double-team Roode and Ziggler goes for the cover, but Roode kicks out at two. Roode comes back and tries a leg drop from the top rope, but Big Show pulls Ziggler out of the way and Zig-Show begins to double-team Roode. Roode slams Ziggler down to the mat and goes for the cover, but Ziggler kicks out at two. Roode goes to the top again, but Big Show takes him down with a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE. “Holy Shit” chants! Aries gets into the ring and takes Big Show down with a dropkick to the knee. Ziggler takes Aries down with the Zig-Zag from behind and Big Show lifts Aries and follows with a CHOKESLAM for the pin fall.
Arena Skybox
Heyman arrives at the Skybox and is greeted by THE ROCK!!! (Crowd goes nuts). Rock asks where Brock is and Heyman fumbles his words trying to answer. Rock asks what’s the matter and calls Heyman a jabroni. Rock makes fun of Heyman’s voice and accuses him of having a man-crush on Brock. Rock says SC37 took place in his hometown so he was actually watching up close and saw Brock win the WWA title. Rock thinks it’s funny that Lesnar said no one on the roster could beat him because as of tonight, The Rock is back on the WWA roster. Rock says he is back for one thing and one thing only, to go through the Beast and win the WWA title one more time…” If ya smelllllllllllll-a what the Rock…is…cooking!”
Sheamus vs. Samoa Joe– Tables match
Joe goes on the offensive with kicks and rights, and Sheamus reverses and hits several clubbing blows in the corner. He bounces Joe off the turnbuckle. Sheamus reverses an Irish whip, countered by Joe, and then Sheamus tosses Joe over the top rope. Joe runs Sheamus into the ring apron and goes for the first table. Sheamus runs him down and throws his head into the announce table. Sheamus sets up the table, goes for a powerslam, but Joe slips over and runs him into the ring post! Joe grabs him and rolls him into the ring. Stomps by Joe, and then knees on the apron, trying to knock him through the table with a big boot, but Sheamus manages to hang on to the rope. Joe goes for a suplex through the table, but Sheamus reverses to many clubbing blows to the chest. He hits a running forearm, but Joe clears the table. He knocks over the table, and Sheamus rolls him back into the ring. Sheamus brings a table to the ring, but Joe superkicks him! Joe slides the table into the ring, and then rolls Sheamus into the ring. He stomps Sheamus, and then sets up the table in the corner, presumably going for a slam through it. Sheamus counters and lands some Irish hammers. Powerslam by Sheamus! He lays out Joe on the table, goes up top, Joe off the table, climbs up the ropes, goes for a superplex. Sheamus clears the table and hits the Irish Curse Backbreaker! Sheamus sets up the table in the corner. Sheamus goes for the Irish Carbomb into the table, but John Cena is out though the crowd and distracts him! Joe tosses Sheamus into the table in the corner and it breaks! Joe wins!
Cena enters the ring staring down Joe. Sheamus finally gets back to his feet and is yelling at Cena, asking what that was about. Cena shrugs his shoulders and Sheamus charges at him, but Cena scoops him up and hits the Attitude Adjustment!! Samoa Joe gets in Cena’s face and a shoving match quickly escalates to trading blows. Cena reverses an Irish whip, holds unto the arm and catches Joe with the Attitude Adjustment. Cena grabs a mic and picks up the International Heavyweight belt, then simply says “The Champ is here!” Cena exits with the championship belt through the crowd to a mixed reaction.
Main Event Match: Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan vs. Kane and Abyss w/Paul Heyman
HBK dashes at Kane to try and get an early advantage. Kane isn't having any of that and sends him flying back across the ring. Tag to D. Bryan who eats a big boot. In comes Abyss off a quick tag. Bryan comes out on top of a punch exchange and gets to work with kicks and strikes. HBK comes in and they double team Abyss with some kicks. Bryan runs at Abyss but eats an uppercut. The Resident Evil work over Bryan in the corner before Kane officially tags in. Kane locks in a headlock variation similar to a nerve hold. Bryan tries to make it to his feet but Kane clubs him down. Bryan hits the ropes and gets some quick running strikes. He hits the ropes and hits a sick looking neck-breaker for TWO. Bryan delivers a sunset flip bomb and a sit-out dropkick for TWO again. Tag to HBK who nails a flying forearm and kips-up HBK misses Sweet Chin Music and eats a Lariat instead. Tag to Abyss who catapults HBK throat first into the bottom rope. Quick tag again and in comes Kane with a sweet looking back breaker. Kane and Abyss go for a double-team maneuver but HBK slips out and sends them into each other. HBK hits an Enziguri to change the pace. Hot tag to Bryan!!! Double dropkick to Kane and Abyss! Flying Clotheslines and drop-kicks for the heels! HBK hits an ax handle off the top. He goes for the Sweet Chin Music but Abyss dodges and hits a huge BLACK HOLE SLAM! ONE! TWO! NAHHHH. Bryan breaks it up. Things break down momentarily and Kane finds his way on the floor with Bryan. HBK hits SWEET VHIN MUSIC on Abyss! ONE! TWO! NOOOO!!! Kane breaks it up! All four men brawl for a minute and by time the legal men are left alone in the ring, HBK walks right into the huge BLACK HOLE SLAM from Abyss. ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!
Aftermath:
Paul Heyman enters the ring and handcuffs Bryan in a corner. Kane and Abyss hold HBK while Heyman screams and slaps HBK in the face. Heyman kicks HBK in the nuts and he goes down in pain. Kane sets up a table in the ring and Abyss spreads a bag of nails across the table. Bryan is screaming and pleading for them to stop but can’t fight out of the handcuffs. They lift HBK to sit on the top turnbuckle, grab him by the neck, and TOP ROPE DOUBLE CHOKESLAM UNTO THE NAILS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! Paramedics rush out but Kane sets off a pyro fire round the ring that holds off the paramedics. Kane, Abyss and Heyman pose in the ring as handcuffed Bryan can only watch on.