Episode# 10:
JR: Ladies and gentleman welcome again to the WWA!!!
Bischoff: Tonight we continue on the road to Super Card 37!!!
Backstage:
Paul Heyman is sitting in Stone Cold’s office complaining about pitting his clients against each other at Super Card 37. Heyman says The Resident Evil are the most dangerous and most dominant US Tag Team champions ever. But the Dangerous Alliance are the former WWA champs and should be getting some kind of crack at the vacant WWA Tag Team belts. Stone Cold thinks for a few and agrees with Heyman about both teams. Stone Cold says at Super Card 37, both teams will still face off but it will now be for the vacant WWA Tag Team Titles. Heyman looks puzzled and upset initially, but then gets a look on his face like a light bulb came on, he smiles and then he exits.
Austin Aries © vs. Big Show – Non-title match
Austin Aries comes out and talks about being an unstoppable champion. He says he has destroyed every challenger that has been put in front of him. He says he is “the greatest man to ever live”, “the greatest Intercontinental champion in WWA history”, and “the greatest wrestler alive today.” He says he’s made believers out of all the non-believers that have stepped in the ring with him and tonight will be no different…Out comes…The Big Show!
Aries immediately heads to the outside to avoid Show, but Show gives chase and tosses Aries back into the ring. Show beats Aries from corner to corner and then launches him half way across the ring. Show traps Aries in the corner and connects with a thunderous chop. Show lands a shot to the gut and follows up with another thunderous chop. Aries slumps down to the mat, and Show buries Aries' face in his hindquarters. Aries finally takes control and beats Show down to the mat for a two count. Aries goes to work on the knee and thigh so that Show will have trouble getting back to his feet. Aries continues to wrench on Show's knee and then stomps on his face a few times. Aries goes for a boot the skull, but Show catches Aries' boot and shoves him down to the mat. Show takes Aries up top and goes for a choke slam, but Aries drops to the outside and wrenches Show's arm over the top rope. Aries hits a fury of knees to the face that drops Show. Aries from the outside, goes for a springboard clothesline, but Show spears him in mid-air. Show waits for Aries to get back to his feet, hits the WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and gets the THREE COUNT. Your winner, the Big Show. Big Show grabs a mic and says, “Let that be a notice to you, Champ! Let’s do it again…at Super Card 37!!! The next time I knock you out, I’ll be leaving with the belt!”
Backstage:
Paul Heyman is discussing the tag team announcement with Batista and Edge when CM Punk walks in the room. Punk says he hasn’t seen or heard from Heyman for weeks, while Edge and Batista left him hanging in their tag match a few weeks ago. Punk tells them that he is officially through with this Alliance. Punk says he’s out! Heyman tries to talk to him, but Punk storms off upset and Heyman runs after him.
CM Punk vs. Sheamus – “Beat the clock challenge”
SAMOA JOE’S music hits and out comes the International Heavyweight Champion to observe his possible challengers at Super Card 37….Sheamus is out first and has a stare down with Joe at ringside. ~Cult of personality~ plays and out comes CM Punk! Punk and Joe also have a staredown before Punk enters the ring. Lock up to begin, Sheamus uses his power and they go to the ropes and break. Lock up again, side headlock by Punk. Top wristlock now by Sheamus, headlock takedown and Sheamus is in control early. Punk works to his feet, but Sheamus takes him back down. Sheamus continues to work the headlock, Punk then shoots him off the ropes and a shoulder block by Sheamus gets 1. Headlock takedown again by Sheamus, Punk back up and shoots Sheamus off the ropes again and a shoulder block by Sheamus connects. Off the ropes, but Punk connects with the leg lariat. Sheamus counters a corner charge, up top and Punk tosses him down to the floor. Knee to the face of Sheamus and Punk rolls him back in the ring. Punk beats on the chest of Sheamus, who then counters and fires back. Rights by Sheamus in the corner, lays the boots to Punk and then Punk pulls him into the corner. Snap mare and kick to the back by Punk. A knee drop follows and works a hammerlock and slams Sheamus to the corner. Basement dropkick by Punk, and Sheamus is down in the corner. Punk connects with a neck breaker, and gets a cover for 2. Punk works a headlock, Sheamus works to his feet and then connects with the axe handle. Shoulder block in the corner by Sheamus and the high knee then follows. Running powerslam by Sheamus gets 2. Punk rolls to the apron, and Sheamus grabs him and Punk fires back with a kick to the head, and then covers for 2. Punk sends Shaemus over the top rope and unto the outside. Sheamus is down on the floor. Punk in the ring, and charges and eats a forearm as he tries a suicide dive. Slingshot shoulder block by Sheamus gets 2. Sheamus looks for the brogue kick, but Punk tries to bail. Paul Heyman runs out to ringside, jumps on the apron and PULLS OFF A TURNBUCKLE PAD. Joe runs and pulls Heyman down from the apron and runs Heyman off. Meanwhile, Sheamus catches Punk and caves in his chest with repeated shots. White noise connects for Sheamus, and a cover gets a CLOSE 2 ½. Sheamus with knee drops to the back of Punk, looks for the cloverleaf but Punk rakes the eyes and kicks him off. High knee in the corner by Punk, and a clothesline follows. Punk up top, MACHO MAN ELBOW DROP CONNECTS!!! Punk covers for ONE, TWO, NOOOO!!! Punk calls for the GTS, snatches up Sheamus, who counters and trips up Punk and locks in the CLOVERLEAF! Punk struggles to make the ropes, and makes it. Sheamus has to break, and Punk rolls to the corner with the exposed buckle. Sheamus goes after Punk, who gets a boot up and fires back with a fury of judo kicks. Punk then charges, but Sheamus side steps him, causing Punk to crash into THE EXPOSED TURNBUCLE! Sheamus follows with a BROUGE KICK for ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Your winner is Sheamus.
After the match, Samoa Joe and Sheamus exchange words while Paul Heyman attends to CM Punk and apologizes for exposing the turnbuckle, but Punk is still just laid out cold.
Video Vignette:
John Cena is saying he is coming back soon “like a thief in the night.” He talks about a new John Cena, but the same franchise player. We see highlights of Cena beating down Hogan and flipping off the crowd at Super Card XXXVI. Cena says all of the WWA is about to see and feel him. Cena reiterates that he is coming back soon…“Like a thief in the night.”
In Ring:
Mean Gene welcomes the NEW WWA Champion, Daniel Bryan!!!! “YES!” YES! YES!” chants break out in the ruckus crowd as Daniel Bryan comes out. Bryan takes the mic and says he is the ultimate underdog, but he got the job done. We get a “DANIEL! BRYAN!” chant all over the arena. Bryan calls the crowd awesome and he says there are a lot of things he wants to say right now, but he thinks what says it best is "YES! YES! YES! …..” The “YES” Party gets going as the crowd refuses to stop chanting “YES.” Bryan soaks in the crowd’s affection until… ~ I Think I’m Cute, I Know I’m Sexy~ plays and out comes Shawn Michaels clapping for D. Bryan as he makes his way to the ring. Michaels and Bryan hug each other. Michaels grabs a mic. Michaels says Bryan made him proud last week in becoming the WWA Champion and the belt looks damn good on him. Michaels says he is ecstatic to be standing here with the champ and all he can say is “YES! YES! YES!” The “YES” Party resumes as the crowd again refuses to stop chanting “YES! YES! YES!” until…Paul Heyman’s music hits. Heyman comes out and says how cute this love-fest is. Heyman says it’s all really heart-warming but this will all be cut short because next week the “god of war”, the “beast incarnate”, BROCK LESNAR will be here. Heyman says Brock wants to size up Bryan face to face, man to man, and tell him a few things next week. Bryan says sure, but that’s if Brock really has the balls to come out to talk for himself, instead of sending a balding little walrus-weasel like Heyman. Heyman swings at Bryan but Bryan ducks and Heyman eats SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Crowd goes ape shit with YES chants as Michaels and Bryan celebrate. “YES! YES! YES!”
JR: Will the WWA Champ pay for this? What will happen when Brock Lesnar returns next week?
Bischoff: Join us next episode!!
JR: Ladies and gentleman welcome again to the WWA!!!
Bischoff: Tonight we continue on the road to Super Card 37!!!
Backstage:
Paul Heyman is sitting in Stone Cold’s office complaining about pitting his clients against each other at Super Card 37. Heyman says The Resident Evil are the most dangerous and most dominant US Tag Team champions ever. But the Dangerous Alliance are the former WWA champs and should be getting some kind of crack at the vacant WWA Tag Team belts. Stone Cold thinks for a few and agrees with Heyman about both teams. Stone Cold says at Super Card 37, both teams will still face off but it will now be for the vacant WWA Tag Team Titles. Heyman looks puzzled and upset initially, but then gets a look on his face like a light bulb came on, he smiles and then he exits.
Austin Aries © vs. Big Show – Non-title match
Austin Aries comes out and talks about being an unstoppable champion. He says he has destroyed every challenger that has been put in front of him. He says he is “the greatest man to ever live”, “the greatest Intercontinental champion in WWA history”, and “the greatest wrestler alive today.” He says he’s made believers out of all the non-believers that have stepped in the ring with him and tonight will be no different…Out comes…The Big Show!
Aries immediately heads to the outside to avoid Show, but Show gives chase and tosses Aries back into the ring. Show beats Aries from corner to corner and then launches him half way across the ring. Show traps Aries in the corner and connects with a thunderous chop. Show lands a shot to the gut and follows up with another thunderous chop. Aries slumps down to the mat, and Show buries Aries' face in his hindquarters. Aries finally takes control and beats Show down to the mat for a two count. Aries goes to work on the knee and thigh so that Show will have trouble getting back to his feet. Aries continues to wrench on Show's knee and then stomps on his face a few times. Aries goes for a boot the skull, but Show catches Aries' boot and shoves him down to the mat. Show takes Aries up top and goes for a choke slam, but Aries drops to the outside and wrenches Show's arm over the top rope. Aries hits a fury of knees to the face that drops Show. Aries from the outside, goes for a springboard clothesline, but Show spears him in mid-air. Show waits for Aries to get back to his feet, hits the WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and gets the THREE COUNT. Your winner, the Big Show. Big Show grabs a mic and says, “Let that be a notice to you, Champ! Let’s do it again…at Super Card 37!!! The next time I knock you out, I’ll be leaving with the belt!”
Backstage:
Paul Heyman is discussing the tag team announcement with Batista and Edge when CM Punk walks in the room. Punk says he hasn’t seen or heard from Heyman for weeks, while Edge and Batista left him hanging in their tag match a few weeks ago. Punk tells them that he is officially through with this Alliance. Punk says he’s out! Heyman tries to talk to him, but Punk storms off upset and Heyman runs after him.
CM Punk vs. Sheamus – “Beat the clock challenge”
SAMOA JOE’S music hits and out comes the International Heavyweight Champion to observe his possible challengers at Super Card 37….Sheamus is out first and has a stare down with Joe at ringside. ~Cult of personality~ plays and out comes CM Punk! Punk and Joe also have a staredown before Punk enters the ring. Lock up to begin, Sheamus uses his power and they go to the ropes and break. Lock up again, side headlock by Punk. Top wristlock now by Sheamus, headlock takedown and Sheamus is in control early. Punk works to his feet, but Sheamus takes him back down. Sheamus continues to work the headlock, Punk then shoots him off the ropes and a shoulder block by Sheamus gets 1. Headlock takedown again by Sheamus, Punk back up and shoots Sheamus off the ropes again and a shoulder block by Sheamus connects. Off the ropes, but Punk connects with the leg lariat. Sheamus counters a corner charge, up top and Punk tosses him down to the floor. Knee to the face of Sheamus and Punk rolls him back in the ring. Punk beats on the chest of Sheamus, who then counters and fires back. Rights by Sheamus in the corner, lays the boots to Punk and then Punk pulls him into the corner. Snap mare and kick to the back by Punk. A knee drop follows and works a hammerlock and slams Sheamus to the corner. Basement dropkick by Punk, and Sheamus is down in the corner. Punk connects with a neck breaker, and gets a cover for 2. Punk works a headlock, Sheamus works to his feet and then connects with the axe handle. Shoulder block in the corner by Sheamus and the high knee then follows. Running powerslam by Sheamus gets 2. Punk rolls to the apron, and Sheamus grabs him and Punk fires back with a kick to the head, and then covers for 2. Punk sends Shaemus over the top rope and unto the outside. Sheamus is down on the floor. Punk in the ring, and charges and eats a forearm as he tries a suicide dive. Slingshot shoulder block by Sheamus gets 2. Sheamus looks for the brogue kick, but Punk tries to bail. Paul Heyman runs out to ringside, jumps on the apron and PULLS OFF A TURNBUCKLE PAD. Joe runs and pulls Heyman down from the apron and runs Heyman off. Meanwhile, Sheamus catches Punk and caves in his chest with repeated shots. White noise connects for Sheamus, and a cover gets a CLOSE 2 ½. Sheamus with knee drops to the back of Punk, looks for the cloverleaf but Punk rakes the eyes and kicks him off. High knee in the corner by Punk, and a clothesline follows. Punk up top, MACHO MAN ELBOW DROP CONNECTS!!! Punk covers for ONE, TWO, NOOOO!!! Punk calls for the GTS, snatches up Sheamus, who counters and trips up Punk and locks in the CLOVERLEAF! Punk struggles to make the ropes, and makes it. Sheamus has to break, and Punk rolls to the corner with the exposed buckle. Sheamus goes after Punk, who gets a boot up and fires back with a fury of judo kicks. Punk then charges, but Sheamus side steps him, causing Punk to crash into THE EXPOSED TURNBUCLE! Sheamus follows with a BROUGE KICK for ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Your winner is Sheamus.
After the match, Samoa Joe and Sheamus exchange words while Paul Heyman attends to CM Punk and apologizes for exposing the turnbuckle, but Punk is still just laid out cold.
Video Vignette:
John Cena is saying he is coming back soon “like a thief in the night.” He talks about a new John Cena, but the same franchise player. We see highlights of Cena beating down Hogan and flipping off the crowd at Super Card XXXVI. Cena says all of the WWA is about to see and feel him. Cena reiterates that he is coming back soon…“Like a thief in the night.”
In Ring:
Mean Gene welcomes the NEW WWA Champion, Daniel Bryan!!!! “YES!” YES! YES!” chants break out in the ruckus crowd as Daniel Bryan comes out. Bryan takes the mic and says he is the ultimate underdog, but he got the job done. We get a “DANIEL! BRYAN!” chant all over the arena. Bryan calls the crowd awesome and he says there are a lot of things he wants to say right now, but he thinks what says it best is "YES! YES! YES! …..” The “YES” Party gets going as the crowd refuses to stop chanting “YES.” Bryan soaks in the crowd’s affection until… ~ I Think I’m Cute, I Know I’m Sexy~ plays and out comes Shawn Michaels clapping for D. Bryan as he makes his way to the ring. Michaels and Bryan hug each other. Michaels grabs a mic. Michaels says Bryan made him proud last week in becoming the WWA Champion and the belt looks damn good on him. Michaels says he is ecstatic to be standing here with the champ and all he can say is “YES! YES! YES!” The “YES” Party resumes as the crowd again refuses to stop chanting “YES! YES! YES!” until…Paul Heyman’s music hits. Heyman comes out and says how cute this love-fest is. Heyman says it’s all really heart-warming but this will all be cut short because next week the “god of war”, the “beast incarnate”, BROCK LESNAR will be here. Heyman says Brock wants to size up Bryan face to face, man to man, and tell him a few things next week. Bryan says sure, but that’s if Brock really has the balls to come out to talk for himself, instead of sending a balding little walrus-weasel like Heyman. Heyman swings at Bryan but Bryan ducks and Heyman eats SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Crowd goes ape shit with YES chants as Michaels and Bryan celebrate. “YES! YES! YES!”
JR: Will the WWA Champ pay for this? What will happen when Brock Lesnar returns next week?
Bischoff: Join us next episode!!